Belfast Maid's English/Eco

Can diamonds offer eco-hype for some Western cone?

An eco-capitalism faerie-tale. 

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Amlan Satan wondered now if his Belfast-UK blood-diamond Halloween-season heist/swap with eco-message glass-animals toy placement street-insurance gossip deed required a special hostel-consciousness for Selfie-culture festivities of consumerism-helmets for the leviathan for treasure-motions chess and James Bond cinema for the Ego.

However, this story isn't about ninja-chess or UK-capitalism treasures interceptions for smugglers-roads for commerce-lifestyle securities for confidence bread/fruit but about a special Belfast hotel housekeeper named Ezzy who became Amlan Satan's special damsel of fortune-readings in the images of monetary dodechadedrons.

EZZY: You want me to fly with you to Brussels.

AMLAN: Well, this new Black/Tans descendancy-claim gang's got mark of you!

EZZY: It's just because I blogged about Northern Ireland eco-capitalism, dear.

AMLAN: Well, I'm certainly sure they won't pardon the treasures-bureaucracy.

EZZY: You suggest if I stay in my UK-home, they'll mark me as target-bread.

AMLAN: Believe me, Ezzy; I've become an intelligence-man of hospitality.

EZZY: Do you love me?

AMLAN: Don't doubt such Selfie-culture line, darling.

BANK MANAGER: This is some Ion-co. rival deed for insurance gossip, officer.

DETECTIVE (Belfast): Me thinks this is some copycat-euphoria danger-line, friend.

BANK MANAGER: Perchance this masked-theater deed for bank-image is politics.

DETECTIVE (Belfast): Me thinks the cinema-shine for heist is mod-leviathan!

BANK MANAGER: My estimate's the good-vigilante's some bank-horse.

DETECTIVE (Belfast): We'll find the mark for Ion's bank-gossip fiction (media).

Amlan and Ezzy flew to Belgium and settled into their eatery-dive retirement life of hospitality-readings and simply/incompletely forgot about their Northern Irish (UK) hellmouth for conflict-zone gems/smugglers fire and the need for escapism and flowered their (shared!) love of worldly cuisine/fare like Irish-stew (ha). Would this be counted in the annals of Earth's field goal teams (for all)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)