Jason's Phone/Jersey

Interview between a man who claims he outmatched the zombie psycho Jason Voorhees in the Pine Barrens...forever.

Late Summer fanfiction of that iconic psycho-zombie franchise Friday the 13th. Enjoy! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' interpretations). 

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INTERVIEW: So, you were in the Pine Barrens and engaged with Jason Voorhees.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I had a slingshot and shot stones into a puddle to dare him.

INTERVIEW: Jason, in hockey-mask, holding his sword, jumped into the puddle?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As soon as he did, I dove and dipped my zap-gun in the water!
INTERVIEW: Jason Voorhees was shocked with charge and dropped his sword?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I thrust it into his electrocuting body and took a photo!

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (sure!).

INTERVIEW: You worked at Royal Farms and went camping to read Walden?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Post Summer to think about college-football fanfare (Penn St.).

INTERVIEW: Why'd you bring a zap-gun, Amlan friend?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Superstition/humor...I didn't believe in Jason Voorhees legend.

INTERVIEW: How he was a small-boy drowned and moved by his mother's voices?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sounds of leviathan/paranoia (Oedipus-IQ)...Facebook-like!

INTERVIEW: This photo of a 'shocked' Jason in mask/disoriented is your comic-tale?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Adapting into a novel concept, Pine Barrens Quota (Jersey-co.).
INTERVIEW: Think Jason's mother will like it...compare to some jungle-structure?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I shocked Jason and fled; I'll use the memoir for forest-walls!

INTERVIEW: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan, Amlan (good for fiction).

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Facebook-like...field goals).

INTERVIEW: Think of yourself as a god now, Mr. Amlan Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Nah...just Raiden (cyber-doctorate).

INTERVIEW: Selfie-like?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Of course (thanx/farewell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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