Stolen Paean*

Unusual tale of eco-heist 'adjective' for Earthling cleats of leviathan-evasions for treasures/insurance superstitions of the American kind.

PAEAN: Greek mythology; physician of the gods.

An eco-superstitions dramedy. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' review). 

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BANK MANAGER: The dude parked his white auto and made some eco-theater on Halloween.

INTERVIEW: Right outside your glass-face bank in Jersey time?

BANK MANAGER: Filled his theater-prop water-gun with bathroom-made HCL.

INTERVIEW: Burned the Ion-co. box and swapped the gems with glass-toys?

BANK MANAGER: Crawled out the bank-bathroom window and left insurance note.

INTERVIEW: Escorting guardsman was left tied-up and gagged?

BANK MANAGER: Insurance note, "Left car in lot for Baron Ion; prepaid Interpol-humor."

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like?

BANK MANAGER: The gems were insured.

INTERVIEW: Some insurance theater...for blood-diamond gossip?

BANK MANAGER: This local posted a story online about Selfie-paranoia.

INTERVIEW: Sure, go into the bank, blood-diamond eco-vigilantism worry?

BANK MANAGER: We'd stay clean of such street-gossip (for leviathan).

INTERVIEW: This area has ties to Sierra Leone or anything?

BANK MANAGER: Interpol-like or not, we're not tied to any Selfie-poster here.

INTERVIEW: Why water-guns?

BANK MANAGER: Eco-theater, surely.

INTERVIEW: Why the acid for bank-box burns?
BANK MANAGER: Look, he put Vaseline on the security-camera.

INTERVIEW: Your watchers thought he was dancing with the guardsman?

BANK MANAGER: He was!

BANK MANAGER: He had sunglasses, a muffler, and a Dunkin/Eagles visor-cap.

INTERVIEW: looked like a Halloween Day 'Errol Flynn' from a Boston-town comic shop?

BANK MANAGER: We've called Interpol for Baron Ion's moved gems from abroad (now).

INTERVIEW: Selfie-like (ok).

ESMERELDA (Teller): I met someone on Facebook (about the heist/vigilantism/theater).

INTERVIEW: Invited to Brussels to manage a waffle-house with this courtier?

ESMERELDA: I was at the bank-station on the day of the deed (Jersey time).

INTERVIEW: Maybe you're Maid Marian.

ESMERELDA: Hey, the guy's cute; he's made no claim; I'm just Barbie.

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (leviathan)?

ESMERELDA: All's 'cleats' for Blood Diamond (sure).

INTERVIEW: Thanx (stranger fiction).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)