Lady of Thieves

Is sports (somehow) philosophy?

An inventive fiction concerning accessible patriotism quality, inspired loosely by the consciousness magnetic American sports film The Natural (Robert Redford). 

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LANCELOT: I sensed I was somehow the reincarnation of that troubled knight.

READER: You claim you're Lancelot from Camelot-time as an eco-terrorist writer?
LANCELOT: Don't I look the part, despite my Algerian/Catholic/Arab lean?

READER: Hey, it's Halloween, and I'm digging this Selfie-IQ for eco-hyperbole!

LANCELOT: I ain't lying...and I'm conferring through Ouija with the Lady.

READER: The Lady of the Lake, pal?
LANCELOT: Don't you believe in (good) theosophy (Facebook-like)?

Friends, this alias-using cyber-blogger of eco-paranoia/hyperbole, 'Lancelot' (Selfie-like!), wanted a special world-defense interest storyboard linking him to the fabled Lady of the Lake (sorceress/counselor) from Camelot-time for a new-look of sportsmanship placements for antiterrorism and art (wow).

LADY: Here's a shiny-sword for some baseball-cards set glory of Americans.

LANCELOT: I'd always count on the likes of you for value-placements in capitalism!

LADY: Take care to ward off the mod-Earth demons of narcissism/neglect, knight.

LANCELOT: Don't worry for me, my-Lady; this is (all) image-rich patriotism.

LADY: Royals have 2-era Series glories, no?

LANCELOT: Yes, 1980s, 2010s (ha)...Facebook-like.

LADY: Yes, 30-year distance ('85/'15), double-5 superstition (mid-decade).

LANCELOT: Good for a story (thanx).

READER: Othello-space contour strategy for capitalism-theory, pal?
LANCELOT: Evasions of terrorism require images of boards/squares of profit!

READER: Gambler?

LANCELOT: My baseball-set trumpet is (all) American...IQ for game civilization.

READER: Strength and escape (sure...ok!).

Friends, our good-knight ('Lancelot') sure had found the right beauty-magic for his case of baseball-laurels (Royals cards!) and created a 1985/2015 World Series superstitions charm tale with the Lady of the Lake as his sorceress-inspiration; and the Lady advised him to find a mail-order-bride with the $15M he made on Wall-St. during the 2009 mini-crash (Ford)...Selfie-like.

Friends, his Royals-set really was beauty; and it showcased what made American fans/collectors so blindly fascinated by sportsmanship images/trophies for general Homeland culture interest/intuition, something terrorists (simply) despised!

LADY: You found an Italian.

LANCELOT: I used that fortune you mentioned, mail-order-bride.

LADY: What's the Royals-chat evening involve, outside male-activity?

LANCELOT: Green Card (Gerard Depardieu).

LADY: That's good fiction (for Hell).

Lancelot, our good knight (from Camelot?) found the right language-arts for linking sportsmanship 'culture' with Homeland/social-media storytelling, and he had (effectively!) invoked the inspiration-visage of the fabled Lady of the Lake for a mod-world interest for all things (simply) qualia.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)