Bakery: The Purge (Affluence)

Can a prince of Earth (American Homeland) find Purge-Pardon uniformity for sportsmanship imagery and wrought democracy?

Fanfiction of The Purge for Halloween season. Enjoy! 

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This is the stranger tale of Mr. Amlan Satan, who moved into his charm-rich quaint American Homeland-Jersey suburbia prototype town (Echelon) with his darling mail-order-bride (Ezzy) post-graduation and Wall-St. earnings and sought to make a fantastic Autumn football TV culture season storyboard venture for 21st-Century sports windows fanfare lines (Facebook-like!). 

AMLAN: Have you heard of this invisible Halloween season Purge ritual, wife?
EZZY: Some psychiatry sanctioned national night of socialized post-curfew Hell?

AMLAN: I read about it on social media, varied rumors, like Halloween itself!

EZZY: Well, we're merely a quaint couple of America with sports-writers edge.

AMLAN: I wonder if a Purge 'runner' shall ring our bell for some examination (ha).

EZZY: Don't joke...the Purge might be some new under-cult Earth trend (IQ).

AMLAN: Selfie-like.

Amlan did indeed get a doorbell ring on the night of the (secret?) Purge, when a 'runner' decided to procure some American Homeland intelligence right-turn to mark their darling-townhome as Purge-pardon worthy. Amlan explained he was working on a football card story (online), while his darling (Ezzy) was working on some anime-board about nuclear war or something (wow).

RUNNER (Purge-Advocate): I want something you cherish for Purge Pardon ('PP').

AMLAN: You doubt our American town-home is simply sportsmanship patriotism.

RUNNER: Produce this football/sportsmanship/patriot imagery for PP.

AMLAN: This proposition 'Purge-Pardon' marks some culture-IQ for sports-genius?

RUNNER: Without such an impression, Mr. Satan...you're Halloween fodder.

AMLAN: Why're you masked as a Scarecrow, runner?

RUNNER: Selfie-like (Autumn harvest, Super Bowl TV-ads thin).

AMLAN: Fare (I'll go look).

RUNNER: You must.

Our protagonist 'hero' prince of this dark Purge faerie-tale did find the right trophy-image for 'PP' (Purge-Pardon). The Purge had become an American underworld phenomenon but secret/invisible. It was a night of social media clubs choreographed ritualized 'psychiatric' annual Halloween season anarchy and crime, meant to ventilate the human urge to create paranoia/distress for the other months of the calendar-year (wow). Amlan had to find the right football card (or trophy) to cast as his town-home mark for sportsmanship/patriotism declarations of possession for world/civilization ID of Earthling contest-Ego cleats. Amlan found his Baker Mayfield Score card and had two copies and gifted one to the Purge 'runner' that night in October. His home was marked as PP-adjective. Was this the American Dream?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)