Kylo's Earthling/Cricket Jurist

Sith master of calculations finds 20th-Century Earth-realm vanities expression for war-and-peace jitters.

A Star Wars fanfiction. Happy Halloween, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of Star Wars fiction/fanfiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., cricket) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' criticism).

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Kylo-Ren knew his betrayed Jedi-ally father Han-Solo was a fan of general human activity for sportsmanship and turned his eye for examinations onto 20th-Century Earth-realm where competition athletics made for the sort of globalism-rhetoric that served as socialized premonition for the eventual rise/excellence of the great Old (Jedi) Republic, pre-invasion by the dark Sith order. Kylo was no longer Han's son but a self-confirmed calculating Sith master of darkness and performed some computing (psychology) behavior diagrams about this special 20th-Century Earth-realm sports-windows image of socialized activity/fitness for exchanges, contests, globalism-exchange, customs, and democratic tournaments (damn).

KYLO: See my viewer, it's a view of 20th-Century world-sports (cricket).

SITH DRONE: Cricket, Lord (like American baseball)?

KYLO: No, cricket is a more rounded 'ballet' bat-and-ball contest game.

SITH DRONE: Quite a choreography for team/batter image for vanities!

KYLO: We'll look into strength-enhancement chemicals for a Sith army.

SITH DRONE: Facebook-like, Lord?

KYLO: Ha.

Kylo-Ren, calculating Sith 'prince' of darkness, examined one particular 20th-Century Earth-realm prince through his time/dimension viewer, Mr. Amlan Satan, an Algerian-American Catholic who traveled between India and the West Indies to create special cricket junior-league coaching platforms for the underprivileged. Kylo wondered just what Mr. Satan, with his stark Jedi-order premonitions idealism for social activity/psychology, knew/communicated about 20th-Century Earth populations use/knowledge of strength-and-performance enhancing chemicals (e.g., steroids) for dissemination of a Sith-like 'consciousness' of the success-rates of competition-vanities (wow). Was this Facebook-like (for democracy)?

KYLO: Greetings, cricket-man.

AMLAN SATAN: Do I know you, cyber-hacker?

KYLO: I mean no harm, sir.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a cricket-investor of Earth (coach!).

KYLO: What's your 20th-Century view of steroids, cricket-man?

AMLAN SATAN: I'm a coach...I'm not talking steroids to a mystery-hacker here.

KYLO: Just want your opinion...it's for a contest-controversy journal (ok?).

AMLAN: I suppose I'm an Earthling of chemistry-qualia for sport (ok).

KYLO: Thanx...farewell (Facebook-like).

Kylo-Ren understood well the competition symbolism of sports like cricket and considered his spy-view/conference and 'examination' of Mr. Amlan Satan, 20th-Century Earth-realm cricket-investor/coach, something of a strong socialization rhetoric or image for the cheers (and jitters!) of contest-windows. How would he use this time-portal sportsmanship-cleats deviance 'IQ' for his currency Sith-order queue for the darkness and complexity theories of all that'd become universal war (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)