United/Kingdom Conversion: Teacher to Book-Looker

A man beset with tragedy-heart becomes an eco-warrior of sorts for wrought cleats of sharing in Northern Ireland (for leviathan/uncertainty).

An eco-capitalism yarn. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., NBC) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' interpretation). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan moved to the United Kingdom (Belfast) to become a cyber-homeschooling educator of eco-conservationism matters and was horrified to death when his adopted daughter (Lizzy) was bloody-murdered during a Northern Ireland street-fire between the IRA and the UVF, drawing in him special Selfie-age readings ire-and-angst for lifestyle/traffic 'linked' social faces of worry (Facebook-like!).

He'd network class work with special Western litigation and education-outreach bodies concerning intellectual-property and eco-capitalism marketing 'IQ' before moving to the Kingdom and now feared the worst as his mind began unraveling as a Belfast schoolteacher and mourning parent for Earthling social media (for the Ego!).

IRA: Well, seems you want this special blood-diamond bank-heist job now.

SATAN: I'm the Devil's own...I want special eco-message gem-swaps for IQ.

IRA: You'd like to swap (rumored/insured) stored conflict-zone gems for us?

SATAN: With eco-messaged glass-animal toys for street-insurance gossip.

IRA: Might help us with Parliament talks for consumerism/poverty talks.

SATAN: Piracy and smugglers roads exploits erode affirmative-action talks.

IRA: That's shrewd, Satan...and Sinn Fein likes poverty/insurance mixed.

SATAN: Sure...and that's why UK-talk for blood-gems funnies is wealth!

IRA: So, you're leaving some insurance note with the bank-guardsman.

SATAN: It shall read, "More street recruits think gems-integrity funnies."

IRA: Affirmative-action spice for Parliament favors your Belfast-angst.

SATAN: As a cyber-homeschool man in the UK, I like consumer-image.

Amlan swiftly made the (Belfast) banks gem-swaps with glass-animal toys using a Halloween costume and an eco-theater prop water-rifle (secretly filled with bank-restroom made HCL) for what became a Northern Ireland blood-diamonds street-motions and insurance folk-gossip in a time of poverty and affirmative-action talks in Parliament concerning enhanced addresses for Catholic-Protestant consumerism/capitalism life in the Kingdom (Facebook-like!).

BANK MANAGER: This guy had darker skin, but was Halloween costumed.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption makes for 'rogue' finances talk.

BANK MANAGER: We'd stay clean of any (Ion-co.?) insurance schematics.

INTERPOL: Facebook-like...Happy Halloween (thanx).

When Amlan Satan returned to the Homeland (States), he decided to complement his heroics 'deed' in the UK with some nifty/class Notre Damt-TV social education languages for cleats concerning an eco-conservation Selfie-age of lifestyle 'linked' consumerism and media 'intelligence' for the sportsmanship of wrought democracy (for the Ego!).

GIRLFRIEND: Nice day (Saturday) for college athletics class, Satan.

AMLAN: Good for social ages (Facebook).

GIRLFRIEND: Sorry about Northern Ireland.

AMLAN: Who isn't?

GIRLFRIEND: Eco-arts, eh?

AMLAN: For leviathan/uncertainty.

GIRLFRIEND: Write a book.

AMLAN: Yeah...Becoming an Earth-Wallflower.

GIRLFRIEND: Western banks-of-languages (good).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)