Hordak: Field Goal from Jagged-Etheria

The calculating evil marshal of Etheria's adversarial legion (the Horde), Hordak, seeks Earth airport (O'Hare) 'IQ' for insider-jumping.

Hordak (She-Ra: Princess of Power) characterization/fanfiction. Happy Holidays, all 

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Hordak had departed from Etheria, leaving-behind his war region for his evil Horde legion contesting the rule and sword of the valiant lady She-Ra ('princess of power') and crossed into our Earth-world to disguise himself as a cloaked trenchcoat wearing O'Hare (airport!) trekker interviewing 21st-Century Blue Planet airways travelers about transit terrorism paranoia for his private sneer about universal access thought of pure frailty for the Ego (hmmm).

Hordak was wandering around now, not noticed by her enemy-rival of democracy fencing (She-Ra!) inside O'Hare, determined to take-back to his Etheria war examinations lair special universal readings of the disorientations of institutional structuralism for vanity (damn). Hordak knew the 21st-Century Blue Planet was in states of 'troubles' for transit paranoia created by expanding branches of grapes of wrath created by anti-capitalism terrorism (e.g., 9/11) for notation.

SHE-RA: I fear the worst in the mind of Hordak, love.

HE-MAN: As your ally in any 'good' examination of strength/honor, I comfort you!

SHE-RA: That's truth, He-Man, but Hordak's got the lasers of toy-war vanity, IQ.

HE-MAN: Perhaps he'll get back to Etheria (from wherever!) to destroy the mind!

SHE-RA: It's why we prep any anticipated 'IQ' for Hordak with sharp crystals, ok.

HE-MAN: Excellence for the darkness of the universe jellyfish (cool).

Hordak discovered that an Earthling journal-man (Mr. Amlan Satan) made (half-equal) mark of O'Hare (airport!) for some lifestyle linked Blue Planet transit securities 'consciousness' for salient order intelligence and himself had been interviewing airways travelers of holidays comforts for strength/honor for capitalism assurances (damn). Hordak wanted one last clue on Earth for his universal terrorism blueprint for the Ego!

HORDAK: O'Hare's your rabbit's foot work, eh, sir?
SATAN: It's airways travel imagery for what's social medicine, surely, friend!
HORDAK: I've been working on note contours of idealism and simple terror.
SATAN: Sounds like leviathan/doubt for the holidays, friend!
HORDAK: Maybe we share notes or compare or learn together about Hell.
SATAN: Maybe I'm just more of a Zagat-man, friend (ha).
HORDAK: For all views of Heaven, Hell teaches (all) about swamps, sir, no?
SATAN: Surely, you're some mystery-man inquirer of Earthling vanities?
HORDAK: Maybe I shall return to my home with memoirs of jardinieres.

SATAN: Farewell, mystery-man (ok)...Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)