Alien-Earthling Stat: Mall Doctorate

A Martian is curious about a world-traffic writer's specific Earthling-view concerning UK-pluralism/consumerism for the labor of (shared) confidence.

Irish Republican Army dramatization with alien/UFO media. Happy '25, all (thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no explicit/commercial ties to any person(s)/body (e.g., Provisional IRA) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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Mr. Amlan Satan was writing actively about commerce-consciousness affecting affirmative action reform policy 'IQ' in UK-Parliament concerning the Irish-Catholic minority-population in 'troubles' rich Northern Ireland living alongside a British-Protestant majority-population (descended from generations of English colonial settlers now residing in areas like Belfast since the official partition of mainland Catholic Ireland in the early 20th-Century!). Commerce and consumerism had, after all, become a Selfie-lifestyle pedestrian view for pluralism living in the 21st-Century (Facebook-like!).

MARTIAN: Love your posts, Mr. Satan (ha).

AMLAN: You claim you're an alien (Martian?) spying on my world from Mars.

MARTIAN: You're a Slovak-Algerian Catholic Bostonian immigrant/citizen man?

AMLAN: You've been reading my cyber-blogs, Martian.

MARTIAN: You find Selfie-culture consumerism 'IQ' for UK-pluralism.

AMLAN: Catholics and Protestants comprise two major Christian sects!

MARTIAN: The 21st-Century Selfie-age if capitalism/lifestyle languages, yes?

AMLAN: The affects of commerce integrity 'image' in the UK is symbolism!

MARTIAN: That's my curiosity...of how human world groups war in streets.

AMLAN: Troubles are rich even in this modern time of cyber-consumerism.

MARTIAN: Your human world is fraught with streets-jitters of Selfie-Hell!

AMLAN: That's an incomplete truth (maybe).

The Martian inquiring of Mr. Amlan Satan's cyber-works was shrewd and inquisitive, and Amlan realized such curiosity really did in deeds measure how human worlds constructed pluralism/transit intrigue for customs and exchange 'intelligence' of the heart and lifestyle (wow). Maybe the Martiian wished to measure levels of Earthling angst for paranoia concerning the nature-fascination of governance/culture negotiations for society and couture and dialects and cinema (sure). Maybe the Martian wanted Amlan Satan, a world-trends and activities writer online, to appreciate how customs-exchanges facilitated deep 'IQ' for species-jardinieres (wow).

WIFE: Made you a rich Irish-Indian curry stew for Saint Patrick's Day, hubby.

AMLAN: Well, I read news of Provisional Irish Republican Army talks in UK.

WIFE: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan/uncertainty, hubby...concerning a mall?

AMLAN: Oh, you read it...a Catholic-Protestants coexistence shopping market?

WIFE: Parliament's been talking affirmative action and commerce policy, no?
AMLAN: You said it...you wouldn't believe me if I told you a Martian emailed.

WIFE: You got a cyber-chat with an alien, hubby (ha)?

AMLAN: Doesn't matter, if I'm to keep customs-IQ secrets, but it's interesting.

WIFE: Skirmishes between British governance and the IRA is bad capitalism.

AMLAN: You're as versed as I am, wife...it's a Selfie-age of stew paranoia!

WIFE: Maybe that Martian wished to absorb your IQ for cartoons, hubby.

AMLAN: Facebook-like (mall-jewelry field goals).

WIFE: Good.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)