Danica's Theory: Exorcist

Danica's Theory: Exorcist

A Story by Abishai100
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Portrait of wrought exorcist-cleats and Earthling (American) qualia-for-comforts, linked to a New England exorcism case of a woman (widow) requiring (actual!) jagged-edge shine.

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A world views spiritualism portrait, loosely drawn from Exorcist media. Thanks so much for reading, 
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JOURNAL_EXCERPTS: "Thinking-back to youth days, on Halloween, roaming in my hometown of Earth (America) after finding the best Ghostbusters costume arrangement known to man one Autumn (October)...now that I'm a priest and all, thinking this new case about this deranged woman apparently possessed by a lurking specter form the dark side, a shadow (almost!), I wonder if my own psyche-growth is somehow an after-image of all things jardiniere (ha)."



Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic American Homeland man, once teacher and now Catholic priest, took-on a very strange exorcism case, somewhere in New England, involving a widow claiming she was possessed by the spirit of a mind-warping Hell-demon inhabiting her TV on which she'd watch sad romance films while drinking, on Saturday nights (damn). Satan (Amlan!) wondered if this case of this New England woman, Danica, somewhere paralleled his own Selfie-image Earthling growth from a teacher to a priest and shaped his now-relevant (or symbolic?) view of what made Danica's (very-special) exorcism case all things jukebox (Facebook-like!).



DANICA: You brought your beads tonight, Father?
SATAN: Thanx for letting me inside...I see/hear you're possessed already.
DANICA: It's Saturday's Eve...and you're thinking way-past lust, eh?
SATAN: I'm here for the soul of Danica and not the vanities of demons, miss.
DANICA: Your 'miss' is missing, Father...Danica drank her way into my mind.
SATAN: Who are you?
DANICA: Just a TV-culture magnet-man, a demon of a legion, from otherness!
SATAN: Weird...well, I'm here to affirm my prayer-beads jump to shakers.
DANICA: Maybe (ha).



Danica's spirit was saved, and Father Satan was now (simply) relieved and grateful. He thought-back on his days as a fun affable American Homeland schoolteacher, celebrating the color of Halloween in a nifty Ghostbusters get-up, en-route to becoming a man embracing Catholic-order focus for diligence, for Earthlings. He took the exorcism-case of New England, involving troubled/alcoholic Danica, quite seriously...and he saw her return to good non-alcoholic lady-like form (wow). He'd never forget what that TV-demon possessing her whispered, "Danica swallowed image of self-comfort and I made her a message of comfort pillow's shine, and perchance you've come to claim her brain for human-sciences shine (ha)." However, he remained grateful...for all things Earthling special teams (Facebook-like!).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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