Ukraine-Trek: Earth Shuttlecock {GI-Joe}

As Duke, captain of the patriot GI Joe 'force' for good, sends hero man Fire to Eastern Europe, devious Cobra-terror agents place-in an evil jellyfish.

One reason I like fanfiction 'stuff' is because it entreats our natural fascination with images/concepts of folklore-jam, and this is a cool Super Bowl anticipations GI Joe [1983] fanfiction. Manic Monday, 

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DUKE: Well, seems you've become a cool agent for GI-Joe trek to Crimea.

FIRE: Well, I consider myself a valued force-member for invasion-languages!

DUKE: As captain of the GI-Joe 'force' of change, I value your Crimean-IQ, pal.

FIRE: I'll see what kinds of eco-capitalism nonsense stirs in Eastern Europe.

DUKE: There's high-art readings for modern media hype concerning Russia now.

FIRE: Good for readings of leviathan/uncertainty; forces move for Hell, ok.

DUKE: Look like a journal-man and find this pair of Cobra agents of Hell, man.

FIRE: Thanx (Facebook-like).

Duke, captain of the GI Joe forces for heroics, was sure enough now that the new Algerian-American citizen patriot recruit and West Point graduate, 'Fire' (Bostonian-Catholic sniper), was the right man to send to Ukraine during the Invasion for modern eco-capitalism fencing of a paramilitary/covert nature to secure a G7-Summit language for social media hyperbole and globalism-rhetoric for good (Facebook-like).

SCARLETT: Good to have you here as my sidekick, Fire.

FIRE: Duke's sent me, darling lady of red hair machine-guns (ha!).

SCARLETT: I was in the United Kingdom thinking eco-tariff stuff for Russians.

FIRE: Fan of spy-films of that Soviet Union era of world pockets billiards, yes?

SCARLETT: This Cobra duo of male-female masked piracy/terror is eco-bad.

FIRE: Well, glad to be here to learn something for Facebook (leviathan/hell).

Cobra's agents wanted to move some rumored blood diamonds for conflict-zone gem mining exploitation for world arms finances of rogue strength vanity and land in a football and TV culture arena in time to plant a super-terror adjective for cleats about storytellers-paranoia of modern Earth roadways 'troubles' of Hell (damn).

BARONESS: Why football, you wonder, fool.

FIREFLY: I'm a nemesis as you are, lady, and I'm no idealist for Crimea matter.

BARONESS: Well, I wonder if the GI Joes sent some angel to thwart us here.

FIREFLY: We simply hype some world-cyber imagery for transit threats, news.

BARONESS: Aha, Cobra's no stranger page to idea of bad-news for sports.

FIREFLY: Damn, I used to watch Super Bowl ads on TV as a boy, Baroness (ha).

BARONESS: I can smell the presence of Scarlett (Facebook-like).

Well, it was all up to Fire and Scarlett (now!) to secure Eastern Euro roadways for motions in assets for eco-capitalism 'value'/wisdom and sought to road-block the devious arms of the Cobra agents Baroness and Firefly, a male-female duo offering bad social media image of the gears of jagged edges (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)