Amlan/Marcus: Vampire Shirt Fellowship

Amlan/Marcus: Vampire Shirt Fellowship

A Story by Abishai100
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Affable gents/pals, architects, seeking escape from bored states/lives, find 'discovery' of vampire smoke in Romania for a modern Earthling jewel.

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Vampire short for Friday's Eve. Happy weekend, all 
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AMLAN: We make sharp U-turn for our architect-careers for vampire-stories.
MARCUS: You said we'd been bored and this invite to Transylvania is good-IQ!
AMLAN: This lady who has many vampire tales of Romanian lore is our host?
MARCUS: She's the hostess with the most...and we're Facebook-like (for IQ!).
AMLAN: This is sane adventure for Euro-image (good).



Amlan and Marcus got to Europe and got a rented auto, an American classic machine and darted to a chateau where they'd be welcomed by their Euro-lady (Esmerelda) who conversed with them online about blood-immortals knowledge and drew them away from their bored minds of architecture career work and to a special vampire-keep consciousness for Euro-road jardinieres (wow).



ESMERELDA: Welcome to my chateau, gents...call me your hostess for now.
AMLAN/MARCUS: We're eagerly awaiting blood-immortals text reads, friend!
ESMERELDA: Do not take for granted I'm only offering text reads for mystics.
AMLAN/MARCUS: How'd you come to become so immersed in vampire thing?
ESMERELDA: I was bitten...by a Romanian maniac specter claiming vampirism.
AMLAN/MARCUS: You were bitten but didn't transform for cartoon-storywrite?
ESMERELDA: Well, I only mean to keep promise of my host-IQ for text wealth.
AMLAN/MARCUS: We're not afraid at all, and this feels like a cartoon-world!
ESMERELDA: Good (Facebook-like).



Amlan and Marcus discovered special weapons of vampire-hunting acumen in Esmerelda's chateau basement and took to the streets post-midnight while she slept, only to be engaged by three eerie looking gargoyles in the alleys of Romania. The ghouls claimed they were commissioned by their hostess-lady of Transylvania to make their vampire 'examination' more spicy and required them to test-out the weapons of discovery; they managed to flee and returned to the States, vowing never to speak-again of what they may've found for dark-magic and (actual?) vampire-shakes (wow).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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