Maleficent: Charactery

Adaptation characterization of the dark-queen character of Maleficent, for a mod-librarian 'view' for Earthling jitters of share.

Maleficent characterization/adaptation. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction/adaptation contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Mr. Amlan Satan worked diligently at his Homeland-Jersey (public) library and found weekend reads of good borrower-thoughts for special languages interest of Earthling qualia of superstitions and jitters, which is why the reincarnated old-Earth dark monarch-woman, Maleficent, was to visit him for a special (dark) Selfie-IQ for all things of capitalism's arms of frailty (Facebook-like?).

MALEFICENT: Greetings, modern librarian (ha).

SATAN (Amlan): I'm but a simple Slovak-Algerian Jersey Catholic and reader!

MALEFICENT: You doubt my claim I'm a reborn old-Earth dark queen for Hell.

SATAN: What do you want with me here, Maleficent (hmmm)?

MALEFICENT: You take-out books on Fridays for weekend reads from here, eh?

SATAN: What's that to you, dark queen (if you're what you claim, not insane)?

MALEFICENT: I offer a curse-for-dare...you borrow books and keep tardy!

SATAN: What...I incur library-card borrower-debts because of obsession/ale?

MALEFICENT: You will find this real and feel the weight of the curse-for-dare!

SATAN: What's the dare for a librarian here, Maleficent?

MALEFICENT: You see if this dare doesn't invoke a readers-indulgence for IQ.

SATAN: You mean to incite me to some self-indulgent drunkenness (dare?).

MALEFICENT: Can a library-man handle drink, fool (Facebook-like)?

SATAN: What choice do I have now (Facebook-like)?

The curse worked unfortunately for our protagonist 'antihero' prince of incomplete-arts for books and readers indulgence(s) of the heart (damn), for Amlan had to accept the moral 'angst' of the dare and took books the next 4 Fridays with extra-purchased ale resolved to never let the drink deter him from returning the books early on-time on Monday AM. However, the drink got to him and he kept the books past-deadline and kept shelving them in his local apartment (wow). Maleficent had achieved a special self-destruction 'jitters' in an (otherwise) idealistic library-man, moving him to ask if Maleficent really was some reborn sorceress or just Selfie-hater (Facebook-like)!

GIRLFRIEND: You're getting worse!

SATAN (Amlan): I'm getting better...more involved in reading, and loving ale.

GIRLFRIEND: Someone did this to you!

SATAN (Amlan): You're doubtless accurate, my lady...I've got a bow-and-arrow.

GIRLFRIEND: What the hell will you do with it, man?

SATAN (Amlan): I'm going to go hunt down Maleficent, the cursing stranger.

GIRLFRIEND: You've been cursed!

SATAN (Amlan): No worry...I just finished reading Pigs in Heaven (ha).

GIRLFRIEND: Selfie-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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