Buffalo Sweater: Field Goal Shy Decimal

Buffalo Sweater: Field Goal Shy Decimal

A Story by Abishai100
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New York field goals fanfare for anticipations/charm for football town spirit marks a fan/blogger as shelf-wordsmith.

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NFL-'24 season fan portrait. Thanks for reading (Happy Super Bowl stuff, all!), 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: My '90s Bills I cheered as boy during X-mas trips to NY, pal.
READER: Your adult-fan life '20s Bills had 5 division titles with no Bowl-show!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: They lost twice in the conference title game to the Chiefs.
READER: There's no glory in that, pal!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: The '24 season Bills showed grit and downed the Chiefs.
READER: That's just a regular-season win, not playoffs, pal!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Josh Allen was featured on the Madden-'24 cover, man.
READER: Selfie-like.



Amlan was right. The '24-Buffalo team of force/cleats did boast and toast their new-gen look hot-QB in a very-nice video-game cover art market share and reflected Mr. Satan's lifelong fascination with this NY-heartbreak town of many shiny stats for achievements or aspiration but no Lombardi for Super Bowl merit (damn). Well, the Bills lost to the Chiefs twice in the AFC conference-title game despite downing the power-town Super Bowl winning Kansas City team during the '24 regular season (wow). For a New York fan-man of much incomplete-arts for field goal jitters and anticipation, the '24 season had become something of a cyber-jewel for comment/critique (for the Ego!).



Amlan's darling-wife (Esmerelda) got him a season-reflection Xmas-sweater to complement his cool Buffalo lasagna dish to cheer his special fan-writes for heartbreak Bills cleats for jardinieres. Sure, Josh Allen failed to take Buffalo to the Super Bowl; but Amlan knew Allen's MVP nomination reflected how the NY-team of football superstition had found special shiny-stat schoolhouse jingles for all things Earthling jellyfish (for bazaar Selfie-shoes).



READER: Xmas-'24 in Buffalo preceded your Allen-force losing to the Chiefs!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look...Xmas in New York is always a Buffalo charm, pal.
READER: I doubt the Bills shall ever get a Lombardi...they boasted Bledsoe!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: People like Xmas in Buffalo for what's Earthling-shoes.
READER: Selfie-like?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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