Football-Card: Bound Rationalism (for Jury Duties)

Football-Card: Bound Rationalism (for Jury Duties)

A Story by Abishai100
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A football 'trophy' yields a suburbia-environment (Echelon) 'jar' for mystery and charitable social shelves.

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A football card collections short. Thanks for reading (Happy Super Bowl stuff), 
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Mr. Amlan Satan made his special haven in a Homeland-Jersey prototype-suburbia area (Echelon) where his Thanksgiving-football TV culture 'trophy' card, a Detroit-QB rookie card of Super Bowl premonition value cast hm as a special sportsmanship windows messager of all things of Earthling interest for capitalism race reflection and American Homeland jars (Facebook-like).



Well, his new mail-order-bride friend, Ezzy, who moved from the United Kingdom (Northern Ireland) found great interest in his football card image and social media storyboard shares for this item of great Thanksgiving-TV culture jardinieres (for the Ego!). Ezzy thought his card was worth a tell, a steal, and a bloody-murder (foe leviathan/uncertainty).



INTERVIEW: You've no clue what happened to Satan (Amlan)?
EZZY: Not even any Devil's Advocate may claim any knowledge (from me), ok.
INTERVIEW: He left-behind his special Detroit-QB rookie card (autograph-IQ)?
EZZY: It's a special TV/Selfie/media culture find for (American) shine, ok.
INTERVIEW: You're planning to write a book...prince vanishes (Thanksgiving).
EZZY: It shall win me the Pulitzer (Facebook-like!).



We won't tell you if Amlan was bloody murdered in his Echelon-area (wow). Ezzy never got questioned for lack of evidence. However, she did write in her journal pre-vanishing, "Amlan's football card has the Earthling element of TV/Selfie superstitions...mischief or malice consciousness seems ripe for languages in this new life I find in the American Homeland, even if for (pure!) fiction."



DETECTIVE: Maybe this prince took off to Brussels and changed his ID for life.
NEIGHBOR: He gifted my son this precious gun-and-toy pre-vanishing, sir!
DETECTIVE: His mail-order-bride's writing that novel concept about football?
NEIGHBOR: Something about lions-for-lambs and football card jars for IQ, sir.
DETECTIVE: What's so special about Thanksgiving-TV (football) now, pal?
NEIGHBOR: Maybe there's something (signed) about chandeliers, sir.
DETECTIVE: Selfie-like (ok).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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