Gambit by Shells/Shocks: Earth's Photoelectricity

Gambit, 'uncanny' mutant patriot, is taught by his mentor (Professor-X) to make UK-Xmas consumerism diplomacy/doubtless for mod-Earth sweetheart capitalism, in this Marvel fanfiction.

X-Men (Marvel Comics) fanfiction. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fanfiction offers no ties to Marvel or its associations/storyboards/avatars and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretations).

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GAMBIT: Thanx, Professor...for this 'chance' to use my mutant powers for IQ!

PROFESSOR-X: Gambit, you're a fine mutant patriot with telekinesis/agility.

GAMBIT: I dart to the UK for Xmas streets fencing for securities or confidence?

PROFESSOR-X: Ha, both (Facebook-like)...for solid community cinema jars!

Gambit had become a new trained/schooled mutant patriot at Professor X's respected/established Institute for gifted mutants, where he'd learn the value of social media and capitalism arms for jardinieres in a new millennium 'rich' with commerce 'linked' globalism/traffic rhetoric for antiterrorism (Facebook-like). He found himself in Belfast (UK) for Xmas-time shopping securing the streets so media audiences would cheer confidence for secured lifestyle for Catholics and Protestants alike! Gambit had been a wandering mutant with super-powers and telekinesis, and this chance to ward-off the evils of anti-capitalism made for special Euro-IQ jars of good fiction (Facebook-like).

WAITRESS: Happy to have you in my home for tea and bread, Gambit pal.

GAMBIT: Thanx for hiding me here from these new ruffians sent for evil!

WAITRESS: You claim the Professor's dark-rival (Magneto) deployed mutants?

GAMBIT: Yes, me thinks that calculator Magneto sent Toad and Juggernaut.

WAITRESS: They seek to make everyday lifestyle/consumerism paranoia, eh?

GAMBIT: Professor X has me stationed here (in your UK!) for mind-beauty.

WAITRESS: Good reading for challenges of modern laundry sustenance, pal?

GAMBIT: Facebook-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

MAGNETO: That hero-mutant (Gambit) washes his linens in Northern Ireland!

TOAD: We made some street 'troubles' and required his guerrilla-baton, sir.

MAGNETO: Damn...this is negative social media for our terrors-campaign (IQ).

TOAD: It's a new world of mad motions storytellers for spy games of capital.

MAGNETO: We keep abreast of the Professor's 'examination' eye for Heaven.

TOAD: Maybe Earthlings seek 'negotiations' for all things of field goals, sir?

MAGNETO: We keep evil...we stay dark, hidden...for this Western banks war.

TOAD: Selfie-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)