Alien: My Shires

An Earth-prince contacted by an alien must draw storytellers-mix for competition 'consciousness' and the towns 'fanfare' of wrought jingles for all.

An Earth world competition-consciousness yarn, for Super Bowl weekend (thanks for reading!), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan won a very important billiards game in New England at a special culture-exchange conference during a recreation room break-time against a special diplomat for Eastern culture languages who made loud social/public boasts about his pronounced talents on a pool-table. He humbled the loud-fellow with carefully placed final 2-shots with swift angle strikes leaving his last-ball on the table and the crowd in the recreation room cheering (Facebook-like!).

ALIEN: I contact you on your cyber-portal, Mr. Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: Who the hell are you, lady?
ALIEN: I know you're a Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic American of Earth.

AMLAN: You read my blogs about sports interest for immigrant/citizens?

ALIEN: I read your short-story about billiards vanity at a cultures-conference.

AMLAN: You read that tale of two minds for Earthling cleats, eh?

ALIEN: I read your blogs about Tecmo/Madden football jardinieres as well.

AMLAN: You're an alien?

ALIEN: I contact you from a faraway galaxy about your world of contests!

AMLAN: Well, I'm cheering Eagles-Chiefs Lombardi-football rematch stuff.

ALIEN: I bet you're an Eagles fan...but this is about a story write prompt.

AMLAN: What do you want me to write, alien (Facebook-like)?

ALIEN: I want a short-story about a pool-man hypnotized by video-games.

AMLAN: For what?
ALIEN: A memoir of a '92 NFL season theater (Bills-49ers), prince.

AMLAN: For what?

ALIEN: I want an Earthling portrait of competition's IQ for town-biases.

AMLAN: For what?
ALIEN: Configurations of colors make capitalism's commentary, fool.

AMLAN: I'll do it (Facebook-like).

Thus, our 'hero' protagonist 'prince' of this Earthling (American?) tale of incomplete-distances readings to the jardinieres of competition's colors for capitalism arms reflection/symbolism of town/hometown 'jitters' set-out to cast his special story about a cross-country trekking good-fellow hopping from sports-bar to sports-bar challenging folks to billiards while making loud proclamations of who on the bar-TV featured for sports entertainment would carry a given town-cheer to complement his claimed pool-table 'cartoon' (cinema-like!).

STORY_EXCERPT: "The prince cheered the Buffalo football cleats while downing a sports-bar patron (Leo) with a great break followed by a final cool 3 shots that cemented his night-claim that sports of Earthlings was all about...incomplete-arts of jellyfish!"

ALIEN: Thanx, prince.

AMLAN: Hey, this reminded me of boyhood video-games of envy, alien.

ALIEN: Keep the prompt secret...for (American?) jade, ok

AMLAN: Selfie-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)