Amlan/Charlie: Thief - Policewoman Fiction

A time-capsule tell of Western thief-cop 'misadventure' marks a sort of Selfie-age 'archaeology' for all things chandeliers.

A cop-thief portrait, drawn from varied media/movies/comics I like. Hope you like (Happy President's Day weekend and all), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/criticism/interpretations).

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I had become a master diamond thief in the American Homeland and British Columbia and was fast-tracked by the relentless and ingenious (ambitious!) American policewoman Charlie. My name's Amlan Satan and I'm telling this secret story, imagery-rich, and burying it in a time-capsule for future archaeologists to make 'discovery' of my fortune age of media/consumerism linked pedestrian superstitions of misfortune and profiteers (Selfie-like!).

BANK MANAGER: This guy had a water gun filled with acid (eco-theater?).

INTERPOL: Isn't Officer Charlie (American) assigned to this ugly-case, pal?

BANK MANAGER: You think it's more than inter-company rivalry theater/IQ?

INTERPOL: It might be a vigilante, a terrorist, or simply a bizarre thief (IQ)!

BANK MANAGER: Well, he was a Halloween Day theater bad fellow, for you?

INTERPOL: Charlie's the operative for our liaisons and marks a Halloween IQ.

BANK MANAGER: Why diamonds, sir?

INTERPOL: Diamonds are glassy now and exploitation jar...insurance.

BANK MANAGER: Happy Halloween, sir (thanx/farewell).

Officer Charlie was hot on my tracks and tracked me around Boston-town, the Windy-City, San Diego, and even Tijuana before tracking me to Vancouver (British Columbia) where I made 'examination' of my final 'deed' pre-retirement (maybe someday to Brussels!). Well, Charlie knew she wanted to cast me as a bad Robin Hood or something...or worse (e.g., Dillinger!). She was smart and knew I used acid to spray an 'unruly' guardsman-guardian in Chicago for some eco-story (Facebook-like!).

CHARLIE: This 'hero' has some 'view' to tell this tale in a time-capsule, I know!

CHIEF: You're our girl in navy-blue for dark matter now, Charlie (ha).

CHARLIE: Why these foreign (Euro?) notes, chief?

CHIEF: Well, as police-chief and your superior, me thinks he makes game.

CHARLIE: With me.

CHIEF: Facebook-like?

CHARLIE: For leviathan/uncertainty...insurance.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Seems stranger...a 21st-Century thief narrative and cop.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: This is a most unusual 2090-year archaeological find, no?

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Now we've special wristwatch library-ID scrolling for cops.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: This 21st-Century Selfie-mark image has prints of Westerns.

ARCHAEOLOGISTS: Burgeoning convenience linked fortune-tell for cop/thief?

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Federalism shall never be one of simplified jellyfish, yes?

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Maybe Amlan Satan was the Devil.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Maybe Officer Charlie was some kind of tragic heroine.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Selfie-like (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)