Buffalo-Chandeliers: Football-'24 Short-Stalemate

A Story by Abishai100

A New York football fan/aficionado marks how the 2024 season of great towns/teams variance-and-bias words Earthling jets for contest patriot chat-box.

NFL-'24 season fan portrait/tale. Thanks for reading, all

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, the post-Brady era '24 football season has had ends.

READER: You blogged all season long about new-gen teams/town biases, pal!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You can't blame a NY (Buffalo) fan for anticipation-jitters?

READER: Your '20s Bills had a whopping 5 consecutive division titles (ok).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I was a boy when the '90s Bills had 4 conference titles, ok?

READER: Yes, those Jim Kelly era Buffalo stars lost 4 consecutive Bowls, man.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Buffalo-NY is heartbreak, but they had Marino-rivalry IQ!

READER: I remember that too...but '24 Bills saw Josh Allen win MVP.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Correct-o...and Allen was Madden-'24 cover art celeb.

READER: Sorry about the final analysis for Bills loss to the Chiefs in '24, pal.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: My '24 Bills downed the Chiefs in the regular season, ok?

READER: This is fan-bias jellyfish, for New York's share?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for American chandelier).

READER: So...what?

Amlan Satan blogged liberally-now about his fave-NY football cleats-cheers for Buffalo Bills superstitions for a heartbreak town that saw 4 whopping conference titles in the '90s without a Lombardi-laurel and 5 whopping division titles in the '20s without a Bowl-appearance. In fact, Buffalo was downed by the rival Chiefs in the AFC conference title game in '20 and '24, and despite toasting Josh Allen's great new-gen looks, the fans of New York failed to hand-wave a Super Bowl boast for writers/bloggers like Mr. Amlan Satan, the protagonist Earthling 'prince' of his heartbreak-tale for 21st-Century social media and Selfie-fanfare adjectives culture jardinieres. Would the Bills (ever) see more than simplified stats/bazaar jars (for the Ego)?

GIRLFRIEND: Hey, great QBs in the history of American football saw downs.

SATAN: You're truthful, sweetie...Kosar, Tarkenton, Bledsoe are sampled.

GIRLFRIEND: Didn't Drew Bledsoe have a new millennium Bills-spell, love?

SATAN: He surely did...but without any Super Bowl appearance (damn!).

GIRLFRIEND: Well, the '24 season saw many streakers shine and win, ok.

SATAN: Yes, Detroit, Kansas City, Buffalo, Washington, and Philly all soared.

GIRLFRIEND: This was a stats-jars season for TV for post-Brady era meds.

SATAN: You're making me feel better about the Bills failing to get Lombardi.

GIRLFRIEND: As an Eagles cheer-lady, you'd expect no less than massage!

SATAN: Selfie-like (thanx).

Sure, the Eagles managed to get to the Super Bowl and defeated the Chiefs who humbled Amlan's Buffalo-force in the '20-and-'24 seasons AFC conference title game (damn). Sure, the Eagles lost to the Chiefs in a Super Bowl in the '20s before avenging their own loss for their 2nd Lombardi in the new millennium (wow). Sure, the post-Brady era 'spread' of stats and hospitality and fried-chicken for TV-fans of American cleats was now jellyfish storied for all things competition-consciousness (for doubts!). However, Amlan enjoyed his plate of KFC-chicken one Saturday noon and thought liberally-now about how if Buffalo-NY had become a heartbreak-town for fan-jitters, he'd at least think liberally-now how the '24 NFL-season was chalk-rich with (all) variance. Maybe Buffalo would see something that no other American town could boast (ever)...incomplete-distances readings to the leviathan/uncertainty of (manmade) qualia...for the Ego (damn).