Amlan/Marcus: Vampire of Transylvania {DNA}

American vampire quest requirements of contour of humility/daring explored in this short (fiction) concerning one (Romanian) jar.

Vampire short. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: Well, this Transylvania-IQ has us as vampire scholarship prone, eh?

MARCUS: Pal, I concur we're American Homeland vampire-map study-man, ha.

AMLAN: We make mark of Romanian hospitality then for all blood-immortals!

MARCUS: I'm sure now this journey for Euro-imagery shall be Romanian-IQ.

AMLAN: What's the worst that would happen (Facebook-like)?

Our protagonist American pals, Amlan and Marcus, journeyed to Transylvania (Romania) to greet a lady of mysterious origins who promised them hospitality-readings for Euro-currency and sanity while they pursued their nifty vampire legends inquiry for jardinieres/superstitions (Facebook-like!).

HOSTESS: You look somewhat taken by my hostel-station visage as cloaked?

AMLAN/MARCUS: You're beautiful for our worries, lady, but you're strange, ok.

HOSTESS: You may take-time for making 'mark' of your vampire-inquiry for all.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Do you have all those dark red wine bottles for show/boast?

HOSTESS: Maybe those bottles are filled utterly with human blood (ha!).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Goodness us...you're actually a vampire, a blood-immortal.

HOSTESS: Keep this secret to continue study for finding adversaries, heroes!

AMLAN/MARCUS: So...you're a real 'hero-vampire' or hostess for comparison.

HOSTESS: Take care, for Transylvania is 'rich' with imagery of darker sorts.

AMLAN/MARCUS: So, we're to learn lesson of keeping humble while studying.

HOSTESS: That's my simple hospitality-word, heroes...vampires are varied.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We then thank you for this omen-promises care for safeties.

HOSTESS: Selfie-like (farewell...and godspeed, heroes).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Facebook-like (cool).

Our protagonist (American) 'prince'-pals (Amlan and Marcus) were prepped by their mysterious hostess-angel who happened to be an (actual!) vampire herself and gathered some 'fantastic' Romanian vampire-quest items and sacred objects and even weapons for their continued Western trek into the dark pockets of vampire existence for what'd become an undeniable Earthling adventurism 'cleat' for all things of the dark-side of the consciousness (wow). Maybe they'd think-back on their greeting-hostess with the same humility gained from the omens offered by the mysterious (Romanian) woman of Euro-time. Maybe they'd find those more sinister blood-immortals now requiring incomplete-arts of focused/solid human being shields of jitters (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)