Cletus Kasady (Badminton): 9-11/Pearl-Harbor

Cletus Kasady (Badminton): 9-11/Pearl-Harbor

A Story by Abishai100
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Does Earthling line and city-journalism 'deeds' make for villainy 'examination' worth a hero/patriot/superhero language for justified margins of shielding?

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Epic Carnage ('Cletus Kasady') fanfiction/characterization. 
DISCLAIMER: This work of Marvel adaptation contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Marvel Comics) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations/comment).

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Cletus had enough on his plate of darkness after being incarcerated for bloody-murder pre-contact with an alien-substance landed on Earth on a crashed tiny meteor that transformed him (somehow!) into a flesh-morphing 'leviathan' specter of chameleon strength/fury called Carnage, in a mod West world (American Homeland) of post-9/11 era incomplete-distances readings of the image of traffic/pedestrian sanity for 21st-Century commerce lifestyle 'confidence' storytelling and invasion/terror jitters shine (wow).



However, while Cletus/Carnage began his still-invisible motion of terror-flight on Earth, in the American Homeland, our beloved idealist journalist protagonist (of this short-tale!), a Slovak-Algerian named Mr. Amlan Satan, was eyeing his co-journalist photo-man at the Bugle paper in his Western world city where idealism was being lifestyle 'linked' to daydreams/chats about everyday-heroics for social media cleats and field goals (Facebook-like!).



CLETUS: Who the heck are you, cool man of America?
SATAN: I'm a Bugle man named Amlan, and you're a furious sort I see, Kasady!
CLETUS: There's no proof I'm the same Cletus who escaped jail, fool.
SATAN: I'm making journal-tale of everyday transit jitters in a post-9/11 USA.
CLETUS: Yeah, so I know 9/11 was like Pearl Harbor...dominion shock (land!).
SATAN: I've been eyeing a Bugle fellow-worker (Mr. Peter Parker) for heroics.
CLETUS: You wish to interview me as an everyman for paranoia of crime/Hell.
SATAN: You're wise and a typical citizen, Kasady...and I doubt you're Cletus.
CLETUS: What if the ('actual') Cletus Kasady has been mutated into a demon?
SATAN: That's clever...I just found it funny you've the same-name, in my city!
CLETUS: Never be vain about folk-ID for social media gossip, sir (Selfie-like!).
SATAN: That's ominous, sir...Facebook-like?



Damn, Satan (Amlan), our protagonist city-Bugle man (hero?), didn't know the 'Mr. Cletus Kasady' he ran into on the streets was the very-same psycho-convict escaped from jail and (now!) merged with that meteor alien-symbiote 'substance' that rendered him as the lethal/hideous/invisible monster specter called Carnage (wow). Well, Amlan knew Peter Parker would find funnies for this same-name ID street-jitters American Homeland short-tale of incomplete-distances readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of post-9/11 era American Homeland pedestrian superstitions for invasions/terrorism/patriotism/art. While Amlan readied the story for a potential complement with Parker's street-life photos for revelations of 21st-Century 'confidence' storytelling, the (actual!) Cletus/Carnage prepped a self-presentation Hell in Times Square (Selfie-like).



PETER PARKER: What you doin' here at this Time Square film screening?
CARNAGE: Pearl Harbor fan, Bugle man (hmmm)?
PETER: What the Hell are you, monster?
CARNAGE: I'm the half-invisible flesh chameleon called Carnage, fool.
PETER: Are you a convict-turned-beast, Carnage?
CARNAGE: Your movie screen time in Times Square may be worse than 9/11!
PETER: I'll take your photo with my iPhone for a story about 'good' gossip (ha).



The funny part of this short-tale is that Carnage ('Cletus Kasady') was shocked in front of a camera-flash and was shooed-away by Mr. Peter Parker's self-poised patriot-journalism stance with Times Square journalism in-mind when the hideous/dark Carnage presented himself for Hell (damn). Meanwhile, Mr. Amlan Satan was covering an Olympics hospitality-photo for a Windy-City tour of American-Indonesian badminton (a swift, elegant racquet-shuttlecock nets-contest sport of great Earthling balance/lines) media spotlight and had no clue (whatsoever) that Peter Parker had been the first-ever journal-man to encounter the anti-sportsmanship 'ungodliness' of Carnage ('Cletus Kasady'). Was this story Facebook-like (for the Ego)?



PETER PARKER: Wow, foreign puff-pastry dish with tomato/garlic!
AMLAN SATAN: My mother's recipe, pal...something for vampire-shield.
PETER PARKER: Now you believe in vampires, Amlan Satan pal?
AMLAN SATAN: Working for the Bugle requires 'jitters' kitchens, Parker.
PETER PARKER: This city needs a 'super' hero, my friend (hmmm).
AMLAN SATAN: Maybe you'll become a mutant like Carnage for IQ, ha.
PETER PARKER: Maybe (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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