S/He: Shamrocks of hell

How much can husbands/wives trust each other for chandeliers (fiction)?

A world intelligence worries vignette, featuring a fictional reference to the 'troubles' of the UK (Northern Ireland). Manic Monday (thanks so much for reading), 

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AMLAN: We're a cute couple of newlyweds, and I'm a happy gas-station owner.

EZZY: You doubt my integrity for my journal scribbles about Belfast-diamonds?

AMLAN: I think you're some insider sympathizer for Catholic-Protestant hell.

EZZY: What, you'd not keep-faith with a female James Bond, sir?

AMLAN: Wife, all I know is American Homeland social media (Facebook-like).

EZZY: Fair for fare...don't worry about it all (Selfie-like).

Ezzy was (actually!) a member of the new world underground eco-capitalism group working inside the United Kingdom called the Foreign Irish Republican Army invested in smugglers-roads intercepts for 'blood-diamonds' threatening overground commerce-life insurance/integrity talks for Catholic-Protestant coexistence jars in UK's Parliament (wow). However, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian Catholic-convert immigrant/citizen of the American Homeland, thought Ezzy's (discovered!) journal-scribbles were (actually!) fiction for world politics hyperbole fiction (for the Ego).

Amlan had just made a 'cool' Wall-St. investment in Ford and was proud shuffling through his own journal-scribblings of American records and commerce-life integrity for 21st-Century eco-capitalism matters relevance-IQ for his gas-station branch's ties to a franchise/company now invested in broad solar power energy investment 'IQ' for Earthling news improvements (Facebook-like!).

AMLAN: Got us tickets to a road-trip worth American game (televised!).

EZZY: I can't be spotted on TV screens, hubby (ok).

AMLAN: Where will you be, while I scurry to the football stadium, Ezzy?
EZZY: Well...my cousin (in Brussels) has some jewelry family plan to share IQ.

AMLAN: Is it absolutely dire, wife?

EZZY: Don't ask (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)