Someone to Shield

Portrait of homemade crime problems/solving for a 'vigilante-hyperbole' limerick for Earthling (American) jellyfish.

A bodyguard tale of offbeat-color/glass. Hope you like it (Manic Monday), 

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AMLAN: I've got fancy toys for this assignment, and maybe I'm a dark-knight.

ESMERELDA: Thanx for this assistance language, pal...hiring a guard was sad!

AMLAN: Whoever this 'Madman' is who's stalking you, I'm sure we'll keep far.

ESMERELDA: So, you work as a theater-usher when you're not doing this.

AMLAN: Miss, I've always had faraway-cop eyes, and vigilante-guard is me.

ESMERELDA: Well, thanx for the securities for my Homeland-Jersey home.

AMLAN: Echelon's town for ya, and your blogs about eco-capitalism are safe.

ESMERELDA: Facebook-like!

Amlan prowled the streets of his American Homeland as a trekking vigilante-for-hire and hoped his work for this new assignment crusade involving the protection required for an eco-capitalism activist lady would render some 'cool' personals consciousness for what made him an avid-fan of vigilantism and guardian-hire work for modern social media festivities securities/culture/lifestyle (Selfie-like!).

MADMAN: I'd like you to meet me at the food-court (Echelon).

AMLAN: I love malls...I'll bring my pen and pad, Madman (ha).

MADMAN: If I'm satisfied with this (secret) Q&A, I'll cease the stalk/terrorism.

AMLAN: You were claiming this was 'merely' personal/private politics stuff?

MADMAN: Someone's gotta make for jars for eco-fanaticism with good humor!

AMLAN: I'm sure our (secret) Q&A shall render our 'chat' for Esmerelda's mirror.

MADMAN: Selfie-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

AMLAN: I got this crayon-doodle for ya, Esmerelda.

ESMERELDA: A harlequin for circus theater visage and comics (for kids?).

AMLAN: Yeah, Madman's promises that he's self-exiled to Brussels is cool now.

ESMERELDA: So, you drew him for some promised cyber-post about politics?

AMLAN: Let's say this stalker had all the jog...for juries/duties.

ESMERELDA: Facebook-like (fair for fare!).

Esmerelda cheered her miracle-save with a nice drink on a Friday's Eve and wondered about those 'pesky' incomplete-distances readings to the leviathan/uncertainty of manmade-jars for securities and 'confidence' arts for politics liberal-talkative cleats (wow). Amlan had done the good thing and acquired his 'cool' deed and wanted a drink of his own (now!).

AMLAN: I used to watch The Equalizer as a lad, you know.

READER: Your blogs about comic books are quite the Earthling-jar, pal.

AMLAN: There's no play for Robin Hood or Charlie Chan these days, you know?

READER: Blame it on cynics, no?

AMLAN: Facebook-like (for Earth's shining).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)