A Vigilante & a Quarterpage

Windy City philosophy casts a 'cool' vigilante for operations concerning the bad and the sharp.

A world heroics/fantasy (vigilantism) yarn. 

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AMLAN SATAN: I am the Evil Elf.

CHICAGO MAFIA: You doubt you take Xmas from Windy City, you should!

AMLAN SATAN: All's I fear now in my gear is this new kid-girl on blocks, fools.

CHICAGO MAFIA: You shan't ruin our bloody gems operand with idealism.

AMLAN SATAN: Don't know me...I'm (all) Facebook-like.

Sure, the Windy-City mafia was no joke; in deeds it'd become a special Rationalism for all things of Hell and darkness; but our fair-prince, a goodly hero (a real vigilante!), Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic immigrant/citizen) cast himself as the "Evil_Elf" (a nod to 'classic' capitalism defenses for worldly cleats). He had to disorient their smugglers-vehicles and save a mall crowd from a ghoul-attack meant to make the mafia 'feel' evil (Facebook-like!).

JOANNA: You're the copycat, and I'm the real (fool!).

AMLAN: I'm the Evil Elf and you're bad Xmas girl for cinema now in Chicago.

JOANNA: I just might make you celebrity-stat to flee from the mafia, man.

AMLAN: That's good news, right?

JOANNA: I'll make you look real chauvinistic, man (ha).

AMLAN: Nah...you don't like soccer (Hollywood-like).

JOANNA: What?

Evil Elf made 'toast' of his Chicago fencing with a world-exchanges reflection culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-bread diner-plate chat(s) for all things of leviathan/uncertainty. Vigilantism was dead (ok), but Windy-City maps cast this new 'face in the crowd' as perhaps hospitality-storytelling for records.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)