He-Said/She-Said: Eco December

He-Said/She-Said: Eco December

A Story by Abishai100
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Darling newlyweds of eco-interest/IQ are engaged by a mystery-communicator claiming she's Martian with 'eye' for things of 'bad' fortune.

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Eco-capitalism diorama, for a gender view. 
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AMLAN: Wife, this language for applications of electricity-IQ is good eco-jar.
EZZY: I concur our work with electric-car for energizer-IQ is (all) American!
AMLAN: Think of the words of petrol-use detours for harnessing controls, hon.
EZZY: I concur a diagram for electric-motion for petrol-save is politics-image.
AMLAN: Well, we might just draw Martian envy here (Facebook-like!).
EZZY: Cool (leviathan/uncertainty).



AMLAN: I got a stranger email in my box the other night (Saturday's Eve).
EZZY: Who?
AMLAN: A woman claiming to be a spying alien, wife.
EZZY: What, illegal immigrant, darling?
AMLAN: No, like non-human, extra-terrestrial, E.T., Martian (etc.).
EZZY: What?
AMLAN: She claimed she was spying on Earth world from Mars, wife.
EZZY: A Martian female, emailing you...about what...our electric-boards?
AMLAN: Right; she's intrigued by our eco-capitalism cyber-works for schools.
EZZY: Was she like communicating some 'examination' of capitalism/Earth?
AMLAN: She wants to confer with us about justified margins, for money!
EZZY: For what?
AMLAN: My guess is she likes eco-cars for some energy-IQ for secret race IQ.
EZZY: Maybe she's a mad-scientist (leviathan-uncertainty).



MARTIAN: Thanx for the conference (private!).
AMLAN/EZZY: We have this Irish-Lions college-football snow-game diagram.
MARTIAN: I know it, heroes...Notre Dame and Penn State ('92)...rivalry image!
AMLAN/EZZY: "As the snow fell, the world made competition-IQ for Earth."
MARTIAN: Surely relevance for cyber-talks for energy/customs/war, heroes!
AMLAN/EZZY: The Irish won that Snow Game; but it was close/tight, Martian.
MARTIAN: I know of it; battle of legendary coaches for TV too (good).
AMLAN/EZZY: As you see, then...we're invested in social actions of contests.
MARTIAN: You doubt electric-cars are easy-sells for your TV-land(s), heroes?
AMLAN/EZZY: We guess that's why you 'study' our world...bias-cleats.
MARTIAN: Good.



MARTIAN: I'm gonna mail you something, heroes.
AMLAN/EZZY: How will you do that (paper-mail)?
MARTIAN: I have (secret) means...I'm sending you a toy-car (model), heroes.
AMLAN/EZZY: How'd you get access to our highways/mail for agenda, Martian?
MARTIAN: That's my affair...I seek to self-exile to your deep-ocean abyss, ha.
AMLAN/EZZY: For what, Martian?
MARTIAN: I'll be using YouTube to study British Petroleum and your football.
AMLAN/EZZY: Capitalism...large?
MARTIAN: Facebook-like (for matter of paranoia), ok?
AMLAN/EZZY: We'll keep this (dark?) secret.
MARTIAN: Good.



Amlan and his dear-wife Ezzy won the Pulitzer Prize for their searing adaptation (Auto Heaven) concerning those 'pesky' incomplete-distance readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of manmade bureaucracy-arts 'affecting' capitalism's (very-special) jars of superstitions/bias, imprints of TV/Selfie/sportsmanship 'windows' of competition and negotiation (for that broad social contract of group-risk). Maybe the Martian woman really was 'fascinated' by our capitalist 'universe' of things balanced...a secret (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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