Ultra: Violence of Jars {Transformers}

Contest of minds between a defender robot and adversary make for coached bridge 'game' between Cybertron/Earth.

Transformers fanfiction. Thanks for reading, 

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Ultra Magnus, great knight of the democratic Autobot army of defender robots on the machinery planet of Cybertron, trekked to Earth to chase a Decepticon terrorist robot rival named Blitzwing, certain the evil adversary was planting some seeds of weaponry darkness for capitalism erosion 'potential energy' blueprint to bring back to Cybertron for Autobot-Decepticon war(s) journals and cuneiform (for the Ego).

ULTRA-MAGNUS: I knew to find you here, bad robot (damn).

BLITZWING: Well, I've been spying on media culture (idealist-bloggers, art angels!).

ULTRA-MAGNUS: Planting some seed-of-doubt for capitalism frailty arms, no?

BLITZWING: Good guess, idealistic loser Autobot...and I've found population reps!

ULTRA-MAGNUS: I shall counter your 'social media' field goals on this organic planet.

BLITZWING: Selfie-like.

Ultra Magnus, great knight of the good Autobots, discovered that the evil Blitzwing discovered an eco-idealist blogger on Earth who cast special crayon 'avatars' for youth class education concerning incomplete-arts of capitalism machinery/weaponry/biology and re-presented himself as a visiting angel (from Planet Cybertron) and urged him to help him dilute Blitzwing's dark-design of social media corruption for wayward thoughts about 'potential energy' in weaponry development(s) for evolution. The blogger, Mr. Amlan Satan (resident of 'pluralism-friendly' Boston-town), helped Ultra Magnus put-together a beauty-magic cyber-storyboard about nature and infrastructure colors for open dialogue for Western civilization investor arms and re-presented the visage of Ultra Magnus himself as a youth friendly crayon-doodle man of 'cool' helmeted universal language (Facebook-like).

ULTRA-MAGNUS: This damned 'agenda' of yours was mind poison for a challenge(s)?

BLITZWING: I retreat (back) to Planet Cybertron...and await our next battle, fool!

ULTRA-MAGUS: Satan, Bostonian, saved his world, no?

BLITZWING: Sure, he was your aide-savior...but I no care, idealist loser!

ULTRA-MAGNUS: We put ends to your liquid nitrogen gun exploration messaging.

BLITZWING: Selfie-like.

The war raged on in the areas of the known universe surrounding the challenged planet of Cybertron, with Ultra Magnus continuing their redline-march to resolution of democracy-terrorism 'contests' of the will (wow). However, Ultra Magnus and Blitzwing kept their (private) Earth-mission 'examination' a secret and simply applied what was made for 'discovery' for future blueprints of the jewelry (or design) of war/peace for the Ego.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)