Robin Hood: Cali-Adjourning

English outlaw-folklore invokes a mod-American/Western theme of capitalism insurance/vigilantism hyperbole for masked stories of justification.

Robin Hood adaptation/fiction. Thanks for reading (Happy Weekend, all) 

DISCLAIMER: This work of folklore adaptation offers no ties to the US-city of Los Angeles (California) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression' for social art (for 'open' views/translation/comment).

----

====

READER: This is nonsense and insane; Los Angeles doesn't need Robin Hood things.

ROBIN HOOD: I tell you true now, reader; social media needs season of hyperbole.

READER: You claim you're that English archer/outlaw reincarnated for a Cali-case?

ROBIN HOOD: What's it matter to you my real-name, if you not invested in deed?

READER: Robbing Cali-banks with rumored/stored/moved 'blood diamonds' for art?

ROBIN HOOD: To make conflict-zone gem seepage/exploit matter is news-jury!

READER: Facebook-like (for superstition).

BANK MANAGER: This guy said he was friends with the guardsman after-hours.

INTERVIEW: Had a prop water-gun filled with HCL (bank-restroom made) for video.

BANK MANAGER: Covered camera with bubble-wrap and had guardsman dance.

INTERVIEW: Used acid-gun for vault/box bank burn/swap of gems with glass-toys!

BANK MANAGER: Left insurance note with Leo (guardsman) for Interpol-jeans.

INTERVIEW: Note read, "Street-insurance gossip for Xmas" (for smugglers-rivalry?).

BANK MANAGER: Cali-adjourning (Facebook-like!).

Friends, was Robin Hood (actually) reincarnated into our new century American Homeland (California) where late-night Los Angeles eco-theater for street-superstitions for blood-diamond motions/insurance would make for great English hyperbole for things of Western banks? What do you think? This 'Robin Hood' certainly made the Los Angeles bank guardsman working after-hours something of a jacketed eco-celebrity (Selfie-like). Had Robin Hood become an Earth realm jail-stew (for leviathan/uncertainty) for social media?

LA-WAITRESS: Here's that Thai yellow (chicken!) curry you ordered, sir.

ROBIN HOOD: This is fantastic for Sunday night...I had quite a Saturday, lady.

LA-WAITRESS: Did you hear that eco-vigilante 'operation' with that guard/Leo?

ROBIN HOOD: I know (all) about it, waitress-lady...you're nice capitalism escape!

LA-WAITRESS: My name's Marian (Facebook-like).

LA-RADIO DJ: Reincarnation seems 'irrational' when canned by population growth!

GUEST/MYSTIC: Well, souls don't multiply/diminish; but maybe they fragment/glass.

LA-RADIO DJ: Ok, ok, maybe Robin Hood is reincarnated for our Angeles-glass, ha.

GUEST/MYSTIC: Those 'blood-diamonds' have tracks (now) to rogue Palestinians, ok.

LA-RADIO DJ: Well, maybe 'Robin Hood' was Leo's jarhead (ha).

GUEST/MYSTIC: Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

====

"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)