New York's Sharpener Thing

New York's Sharpener Thing

A Story by Abishai100
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Portrait of 2024 NFL-football fanfare words of superstition/stripe for a New Yorker with some 'cinema' for Velcro.

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NFL-'24 season fan vignette. Thanks for reading (Happy Spring, all) 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: This '24-football season saw so much variety for streaks/towns.
READER: Yeah, DC, KC, Philly, Vikes, and your Buffalo force all had Bowl-claim(s).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: My Bills got their 5th straight division title with no Bowl show.
READER: Recall the '90s-Bills with 4 straight Super Bowl shows, and 4 losses?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yes, in that heartbreak-run, Bills had rivalry with Miami (IQ).
READER: Do you like this new-gen '20s Bills micro-rivalry with KC-Chiefs, fan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yes, '20/'24 season saw Bills lose to KFC in the AFC title show.
READER: Your Buffalo Bills downed the rival Chiefs in the '24 regular season, no?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That they did; thanx to their new-gen QB ('24-season MVP).
READER: And your Bills-QB was featured on the '24-Madden video-game cover!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That he was; and he's stayed with Bills through the '20s.
READER: He kept doing well but didn't get traded and kept pushing (Bowl-IQ).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe Buffalo shall never win a Super Bowl (wow).



Mr. Amlan Satan got his wife a gorgeous post-'24 NFL-season Valentine's Day gold-jewelry watch piece to feel Romanticism and not escapism after his fave-football 'force' for NY-writing, those heartbreak-Bills, stood-out (again!) in their division/conference but had no Lombardi Super Bowl trophy to take-home for parade (damn). He wanted his wife to think there'd been some incomplete-arts for metaphysics in his brain (still!) for the next-season ('25!), if the Bills' star-QB wasn't traded and they still had fortune-imagery in their beautiful minds to (again!) quest for that elusive Super Bowl jewelry (ok).



Amlan wanted his son (Damian) to recreate the '24-season ghost-magic of multiple teams/towns standing-out for Super Bowl claims, with hometown Buffalo of course being one. The Bills-QB was featured in the '24-Madden video-game cover and wonderfully won the '24-NFL season MVP honor (wow). Why did Buffalo boast so much, despite heartbreak-runs (including a 'fantastic' micro-rivalry show with AFC-rival Miami Dolphins in the '90s during an otherwise saddening string of Super Bowl losses)? Was Buffalo a football 'living' synthetic for all New Yorkers? What do you think (for doubt)?



WIFE: I wanna get a Saint Patrick's Day festive movie/download (librarian-girl).
SATAN (Amlan): Fan of the modern cinema 'scene' now, yeah?
WIFE: Sorry your Bills lost out to Super Bowl claims elsewhere (again!).
SATAN (Amlan): Ha, let's get Heaven Can Wait (Warren Beatty), darling.
WIFE: That's good library-lasagna (for the Ego).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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