Ice Plated: Earth's Shoulders

Does ice-hockey '25-year/season fan hyperbole offer an expression of illusions-of-demand for Western/Earth fantasies of shelf (for a fan)?

A sports (ice hockey) metaphysics tale/fiction. 

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"Friends, I had become a happy junior-hockey league coach of Earth world for special social media languages shares of treasures/cards interest for competition vanity as the Stanley Cup playoffs '25 fast approached that saw me cheering for both Toronto (Canada) and Dallas (USA) for aspirations of fanfare-linked social commentary (Facebook-like)."

"The Stanley Cup North American ice-hockey playoffs 'circus' had offered much glitter/jars for stars and shining for varied athletes and chess-excellence, and the '25 season saw much variety for writers/fans; and as the playoffs arrived, I anticipated continued magic-words, and in deeds, varied teams streaked for ambitions/goals, and my ice-hockey sports-card collecting activity image as a sports-league coach reflected some predictions-interest for Earth world story writing concerning incomplete-arts of outcomes-jazz (for the Ego)."

READER: You enjoying some (Vietnamese) Pho-noodles soup for playoff-night '25?

ME: Yes, and in deeds, I predict a cool advance-shine for Toronto and Dallas today!

READER: What if only one of your fave-'25 teams gets past its nemesis tonight, pal?

ME: Well, I'll always cheer that 50/50 chance that Toronto/Dallas had equal vanity!

READER: Maybe Dallas has good-chance against the Avalanche, but Toronto's doom.

ME: I disagree...there's Pho-talkie for both Dallas/Toronto reaching '25-shape.

READER: Facebook-like.

"Friends, my girlfriend thought me insane to find all this fave-towns/teams bias for '25-hockey season variety and chance-confidence for a field of ice with rich uncertainty; and sure, Dallas/Toronto had only a 50/50 chance of advance play for the Stanley Cup playoffs; but I was sure my chess-crayons made mark of both teams streaking past their adversaries (Avalanche/Senators) for this year's 'jitters' of American Homeland doubt of competition predictability (Selfie-like)."

GIRLFRIEND: Well, I doubt both teams shall advance tonight, love.

ME: Disagreed, darling...Toronto and Dallas have continental chess for sure!

GIRLFRIEND: What if both your darling-force units (simply) fail today, love?

ME: Doubt, darling...there's calendar-angel 'image' for fan-bias shoulder.

GIRLFRIEND: Chance-shielded?

ME: Well...yes...but it's a shining jar (no doubt).

Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)