Mega-Wily: American Chair Men

Video-game 'universe' drawn cyber-culture Earthling fantasy-adventure street-pedestrian heroics fiction of things of sports, capitalism, TV, terrorism, and jellybeans.

Mega Man video-game genre inspired vignette. Thanks so much for reading, 

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DETECTIVE: No clues for street pedestrians why these stick figures left here?

NEWS-STAND MERCHANT: We don't know why the culprit made mark of Harvard-Sq.

DETECTIVE: Well, this color-crayon doodle-sketch of stick-figure rivals is terrorism.

MERCHANT: We concur, detective; we don't want chaos theories for Harvard-Sq.!

DETECTIVE: Look, we understand, but this inference for Gatorade is college-TV.
MERCHANT: Harvard-Yale is the rivalry in this town, not Florida Gators, detective!

DETECTIVE: Maybe the terrorist-culprit makes chems-war 'IQ' for Florida oranges!

MERCHANT: For what, detective...all we know is cyber-gossip ('Mega Man').

DETECTIVE: Mega-Man, friend?

MERCHANT: He's a local college-football fan/blogger nut, likes Gatorade.

DETECTIVE: Aha, the culprit is obviously the villain scientist standing next to him.

MERCHANT: Why cast our cyber-blogger ('Mega Man') as helmet versus bad science?

DETECTIVE: Our culprit is a mad-scientist looking for Florida terrorism brainiacs.

MERCHANT: So, cyber-blogging about college-football TV is (suddenly) crayons, sir.

DETECTIVE: Facebook-like (for American 'insiders').

Mega Man (Mr. Amlan Satan), a Slovak-Algerian college-football blogger and idealist in New England (Boston-town), wrote liberally about Gatorade, Fighting Irish football, Nasdaq, and Super Bowl TV-ad culture in the American Homeland (wow). The idealist called himself 'Mega-Man' for a pronounced expression of things of social media 'link' for competition helmets and his own Selfie age 'jars' of leviathan/uncertainty (cool). That's why (a detective surmised in Harvard-Sq.!) that a villain-rich mad-scientist who went by the adversarial cyber-alias (masked/anonymous) 'Dr. Wily' (some pun on the unpredictability of manmade science developments of warfare for power/prestige) decided to spread-out dozens of paper-flyer copies of a crayon double-set of stick-figure doodle-avatars with his own visage in wild-hair and lab-coat standing grumpy/frumpy next to the idealist 'Mega Man' (depicted shooting Gatorade out of a body-suit weaponized, helmeted). Wat his some Gatorade sports-culture 'strike' for mod-Earth social media 'jars' of pedestrianism cynicism (for the Ego)?

WILY: I used to work for prestige at a Cali-Homeland building unit/force, fool.

MEGA MAN: Who the Hell are you, evil science man?

WILY: Hey, hey, hey, there ain't no wrong in inquiry-lancets for commercial images.

MEGA MAN: You hate Gatorade?

WILY: Maybe we gave Gatorade to mice in lab controls for nutrition hyperbole!

MEGA MAN: You're an anti-TV terrorist man, a mad scientist of real Selfie-slang.

WILY: I'm just the Devil's Advocate, fool.

MEGA MAN: There'd be magic in Gatorade...for American science building workers.

WILY: So, you think lab-coat folks drink Gatorade lunch-hour while watching TV.

MEGA MAN: Sports is culture and reflects a capitalist flowery for peace, evil dude.

WILY: You really are 'Mega-Man'...some diplomacy-fellow, childish infrastructure.

MEGA MAN: Facebook-like (for American phonics).

WILY: Damn you, Mega-Man...this Earth shall be mine (for 9/11).

MEGA MAN: Not if science prevails (for lunch/breaks).

Wily discovered Mega Man's 'agenda' to find a gorgeous mail-order-bride to pursue a (shared!) American Dream of cyber-fanzine arts/writing for that nature-flowery of world-sports rhetoric facilitating special antiterrorism 'jars' of language and spread bad-infamy for Mega Man's reputation, suggesting his outgoing-idealism would only make him a 'mark' for things of anti-American shine (hmmm). Well, Mega Man (Mr. Amlan Satan) was used to cyber-criticism, but he worried Dr. Wily's overt 'slang' for marking idealism as terrorism-target would (really!) make mail-order-brides feel it would be unsafe to join such a Gatorade-shoes crusade (Facebook-like).

DETECTIVE: More flyers-doodles for Harvard-Sq., friend?

NEWS-STAND MERCHANT: This is incomplete/insane; these are black-and-white!

DETECTIVE: They're meant to convey some photo-negative 'IQ' for terrorism-slang.

MERCHANT: Will Mega-Man lose this fight, detective?

DETECTIVE: Well, our priority is first to secure college-sports arenas for Heaven.

MERCHANT: Sure...Selfie-like.

DETECTIVE: Ironically, this mad-scientist doodle-figure standing frowning is funny.

MERCHANT: That's a smaller relief, sir; there's evil pains with art-gone-sneer.

DETECTIVE: Let's hope Mega Man really does like Gatorade's math (ESPN).

MERCHANT: Cool (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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