Principia: Fire for Onside

Narrated time-capsule 'claim' of application-value(s) of Earth-world competition/football significance for our Blue-Planet lines of things philosophy (for chance-controls).

An alien abduction fiction of incomplete-distances readings of the Earth world psyche/paranoia/participles. Happy Memorial Day, all (thanks for reading!) 

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"I was wandering around the American Southwest camping and writing about perceiving the mind-spirits and cheers of American football cheerleaders in the Western world for capitalism race 'reflection' and Super Bowl TV-ad culture consciousness when I spotted a UFO tracking me with its mind-beam; it sucked me into the saucer above in the Autumn-sky in Arizona. I was 'greeted' by a mind-warping alien being named Yale. This is my time-capsule (backyard-buried) tell of this extra-human condition."

YALE: I've afforded your brain wave extra sensitization to transform you, man.

ME: What's this new condition for my life, or your research, alien person?

YALE: Your sensitivity condition renders you capable of telepathy and mind-reads.

ME: What do you want?

YALE: I want you to read the minds of those cheerleaders fascinating you, man.

ME: For/and?

YALE: I'd like you to write your translations into a cyber-story for Earth world, ok.

ME: For/what?

YALE: This is my special use-value examination of things of your capitalist-psyche?

ME: For/what?
Yale: Your American sensibility (Facebook-like).

"I returned to the American ground and found myself extra-sharpened in brain 'feelings' and capable of immediately/strongly sensing and even 'seeing' the thoughts and consciousness and decision-making arcs of other minds, of other humans on Earth (damn). I decided to don a special circus-magician 'ID' and mask and called myself the Shadow and began trekking to American football games in the '25-NFL season and started taking journal notes about cheerleader thoughts while scribbling on my handy-dandy index cards about what made Autumn Earth realm festivities my Selfie age 'IQ' for things of paranoia (e.g., Super Bowl terrorism)."

YALE: You'll be thankful for Thanksgiving-TV (football), man.

ME: For/what?
YALE: You'd be my special citizen-X for a view of competition jars, man.

ME: This is your 'diorama' for some sports marketing worry mathematics!

YALE: Good luck to you for this image-absorption, for football's jar (socialization).

ME: Wow, this reminds me of that movie...Jacob's Ladder (fair for fare, guess).

YALE: Farewell (Facebook-like)...write about it all (for the musical brain).

"Friends, I'd been enjoying some zesty Reno shrimp/seafood pasta one Saturday in Autumn in the American Homeland; and I thought-back to how I'd become a 'super' human with my energy/examination/ellipse for sensing of cheerleader minds for football/sports/wizardry culture in the Western world. Well, I began to think about the bound-Rationalism (of Yale!) and why/how my newborn telepathy 'status' (or condition) made me some universal brain messenger for things of capitalism diorama and jellyfish (for chirality of Heaven/Hell)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)