Bodyguard: Football

Offbeat/unusual bodyguard portrait/tale finds American football cheerleader-lady seeking shields for an exposed Homeland-psycho who's got keen-eye for distraction's jitters.

Bodyguard story (fiction). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"I was hired for a specific/special American Homeland case for the watch-over of a bright Western football cleats cheerleader-lady (Mr. Shelbye O'Hara) stalked by a nefarious modern psycho who called himself the Shadow (Facebook-like)."

SHELBYE: Shadow's Hell...and you're a Heaven, fool.

ME: I'm a careful Slovak-Algerian Homeland Catholic bodyguard and defender/hired!

SHELBYE: You ain't nerved, what with all the mod-American psycho/terrorism IQ?

ME: I'm using you as decoy-heroine to reference a cinema terror image of football!

SHELBYE: Shadow's Hell...you think the psycho marks a theater of your choice(s)?

ME: Don't you worry, Miss O'Hara, for the Shadow's (all) American cinema jar (IQ).

SHELBYE: Facebook-like?

"I considered myself a wonderful nerdist of the bodyguard dominion; and Shelbye had become my special vision or project-woman; and I succeeded in casting myself as a special brother-man to her football universe for a cinema/theater lure to make the Shadow come to me, mark me as a movie-theater (Ritz) seat-holder to target before I drew out an assembled plastic stun-weapon to shock him, maybe right in the neck. He wasn't going to distract me, for my Selfie age of citizenry-lifestyle 'innocence' for the Ego (damn)...Facebook-like."

PSYCHIATRIST: That's a nice stick-crayon doodle, a football hero (American?).

SHADOW: Maybe I made it (myself), doc?

PSYCHIATRIST: I'm guess-sharp that bodyguard who nabbed you made it for ya.

SHADOW: Aha, yes...Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian American Catholic citizen).

PSYCHIATRIST: He's an immigrant/citizen who found good employ for sportsmanship!

SHADOW: I was the subject of the challenge-game, doc (ha).

PSYCHIATRIST: What's this crayon football hero (American?) signify to ya, Shadow?

SHADOW: Don't really mind it, doc...maybe it's just a substitute for lost-Shelbye, ha.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well, Ms. Shelbye O'Hara is a small-celebrity now, thanx to ya.

SHADOW: That's half-truth...but this football doodle is mine now...souvenir for Hell.

PSYCHIATRIST: You're getting treatment(s) now, Shadow (ok).

SHADOW: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)