Crystal Lake: Telepath/Shelf

Fanfiction of Jason film-series (Part-VII) about psychic-examination and camp/psycho 'engagement' of darkness clovers.

Friday the 13th: New Blood fanfiction. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of film-adaptation offers no ties to the referenced work of inspiration and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations/comment).

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"There I was in the '25-Summer of incomplete-distances readings of Blue-Planet richness for life-pillows of varied life/Selfie activity 'drawn' jars for the Ego and sanity, thinking-back on what my therapy afforded me while camping in Crystal Lake's great area of moonlit 'consciousness' for the Ego. Follow along, friends (Selfie-like!)."

"I'm Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic and sports-writer working with varied themes of-late to link sportsmanship/competition with Blue-Planet language(s) of Selfie-contemplation, 'drawing' on themes of Empiricism and maybe even Rationalism to make images of things like war-veterans invested in Super Bowl TV-ad culture 'hyperbole' for mentalism physics. Well, I had harbored a secret, a deep-secret, while penning these tales on the cyber-highway(s), moved by my own mentalism, somewhat sharpened by my nature-gift, of telekinesis. Yes, friends, I relay this Crystal Lake 'dark faerie-tale' of my encounter with Jason Voorhees, resurrected masked zombie-psycho prowling in my camp area with weapons of darkness (Selfie-like)."

"Friends, Jason had been tragically killed/drowned as a boy in Crystal Lake's once-flowered youth camp, when counselors neglected their duty to monitor what youth activity on water-boats would create. Jason drowned and was 'reborn' (somehow) years-later as a developed (deformed!) adult, now donning an incomplete-arts 'visage' of Hell, in mask, with weapons, threatening all who dared to make Crystal Lake their home. I, of course, only wished to camp (temporarily) there and heard loosely of varied campfire tales, ghost-stories, of disappearances and bloody-murders, (somehow) linked the hands/axes of Jason (himself!). Of course, Jason was therefore rumored/storied to be an immortal, not a psychic (like me)."

FRIEND: Look, I'm to review this new Hollywood story (ok?).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, I need to confide this pre-write of my time-capsule.

FRIEND: This is Absurdism, Satan...you're an over-emotional Slovak-Catholic.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, I know Jason stood in front of me (Crystal Lake).

FRIEND: I'm delaying my cyber-duty now to review this politics-film, damn.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, I want your 'editorial' of the value of time-capsule IQ.

FRIEND: You wanna bury in your Boston-backyard your tell of 'IQ' of Jason, eh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What's so weird about that...don't we all think ghosts?

FRIEND: No one shall believe you, fool.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, I'm not like the Green Lantern...this is phobia.

FRIEND: Selfie-like?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)