Thief: American Then

Thief-turned-insider narrates his own Selfie-image of a thing of capitalism-jars concerning diamonds, damsels, darkness, and theory downs.

Catch Me If You Can (Leo DiCaprio) inspired American 'faerie-tale' for capitalism golden thesaurus. Thanks for reading (Happy Summer), 

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"My name's Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic who sought American Homeland cross-country highway(s) adventurism for a life of thievery for banks and diamonds before I was nabbed by a police-detective who recruited me to a black market action-set concerning smugglers-roads intercepts concerning 'blood-diamond' darkness that signaled African warlord-zone mining exploitation for 'rogue' finance now drawing rogue Palestinian groups for arms-money talk/gossip/superstition (Facebook-like!)."

"I had robbed a special group of Western (American Homeland) banks with boxes of (insured) diamonds, posing as an insider-streets talk agent of a rival-company making contest-game language against the famed/fantastic Ion-co. before I was recruited by Officer Charlie of the FBI, a street-cop promoted to levels of detective-adjective for social media conversation in mod-Earth banks-jars (Facebook-like)."

CHARLIE: This work for insurance intelligence is Planet Hollywood arms, friend.

ME: You consider me a friend (ha).

CHARLIE: Fan of Blood Diamond, Satan...watch it?

ME: I guess this is official 'overground' work for leviathan/uncertainty (ok!).

CHARLIE: You're our 'unofficial' James Bond type, friend.

ME: You're falling for me (Facebook-like).

CHARLIE: May be half truth, Satan (ok).

"Frends, I was really in the thickness of capitalism heroics deeds now, poised as special bank-intelligence insider good-guy, going far to make myself look like an eco-terrorist in a Windy-City spot of rumored/insured blood-diamond motions eroding consumerism integrity/insurance/confidence for pure Hell in the American Homeland (wow). The bank manager who was my 'official' escort for a video-recorded session of box-burn and fake-gems swap for insurance storytelling in the streets for social media joked that I had been inventing a new adjective for things of thesaurus field goals (Facebook-like)."

GIRLFRIEND: Here's a (New England) clam-chowder for a hero (ex-thief).

ME: Well, I guessing hospitality-helmets make for love's shadow, darling (ha).

GIRLFRIEND: What's the word with your Charlie-journal(s), love?

ME: You know we should move to Brussels (Europe) for a waffle/soup dive?

GIRLFRIEND: Charlie's benefactor?

ME: May be half-wonderful...if I complete this smugglers-IQ crusade (Valjean).

GIRLFRIEND: You've become Robin Hood (Facebook-like).

"Friends, you'd not believe completely Officer Charlie had become my 'unofficial' Magdalene for leviathan/uncertainty; but I tell you without clause that that's (simply) what happened for my American line to Brussels/Belgium for post-retirement waffle-venture with my girlfriend, Shelbye (wow). Charlie made me discover that the best path of heroics for a nature-thief of our 'fare-rich' Blue Planet concerned a ring of thorns (Facebook-like). That's my (erasure) story (Selfie-like)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)