Athletics: Shelf-Distances

Man with a very-special American baseball card makes for Earth nets/conversation superstition concerning the 'hyperbole' of everyday-barter.

Sports trading card vignette. Happy Summer, all 

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"Friends, I had found a great Rationalism for my Selfie age with my '86 Topps-Traded great condition Athletics batter-star Jose Canseco rookie baseball-card 'trophy' for a TV/fanfare/commentary modernism for everyday contest/fitness/fortune superstitions in the American Homeland (Facebook-like!)."

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: Glad you found that continental cuisine to liking.

ME: Wow, macaroni and cheese with beef makes the ideal perfect blend, ok!

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: Your flight to Holland should be favorable, good fellow.

ME: You're a great host-lady for this travelers-experience in the air, thanx.

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: Capitalism aims to please; good luck for your baseball.

ME: Facebook-like.

"Friends, my friends and associates agreed that my '86 Topps-Traded American baseball rookie-card 'trophy' (Jose Canseco) had made me something of an Earthling diplomat of things of contest and TV commentary culture intelligence, and I knew I'd cheered for Oakland-city teams in the past for Western shade (ok). Well, I now had to wonder what this baseball rookie-card would afford me concerning incomplete-arts of simple Earthling shining. Follow along."

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: Sir, our pilot had this baseball magazine you'd like, ha.

ME: Wow, that's some great offer for this Holland-flight, lady (thanx!).

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: So your Holland affair for baseball cards trade is TV.

ME: That's right, and I carry my Athletics rookie treasure for network arm.

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: My son likes collecting (football) cards, good man.

ME: That's fantastic...maybe he'll see something about my card on TV (cool!).

FLIGHT-ATTENDANT: Capitalism's shaky (for network friendship).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)