Doctor Evil: Firestarter-Thorough

A hero street talkie 'cartoonist' challenges an antisocial terrorism oriented hellraiser (Doctor Evil) with special (American Homeland) shade.

A bad-guy story/fiction. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"There I was making great work as a writer/fencer for my American Homeland city firestation opting for special model-market 'angle' for trumpeting social/media support for its civil-society angels of calamity cooling when the nefarious antisocial nihilist-messenger, Doctor Evil, surfaced to make bad slang for capitalism arms of bread/fruit, citing my Selfie age of incomplete-distances read of things of lifestyle, calendars, consumerism, etiquette, and thorns (Facebook-like!)."

DOCTOR EVIL: "Make no small doughnut holes of my bad message here for the American Homeland in a new century of terrorism marks...our firestation house is incompletely-hero, and it's because this new calendar-view for things of socialized capitalism is one of laissez-faire idealism turned into consumerism pillows of everyday-vanity nothing short of a child-like view of what's bureaucracy and coins...and maybe the Earth shall label me as a heresy-line man with this pronounced terrorist-threat on this 'beloved' firestation for its use of cosmetics for street-superstition cheeriness and calendar-jellyfish(Facebook-like)."

ME: "I'm no Citizen Kane, but this is a time for youth-crayons to surface to defy the dark language(s) of the nefarious antisocial nihilist, Doctor Evil, whose frown-head for anti-firestation sneer(s) for direction of terrorism is simply something requiring direction for chemistry-reaction with my child-like crayon doodles (stick-figures) depicting myself as a street-toyman nerdist and Doctor Evil as something of a 'deformed' fireman-costume geared tiring American psycho (Facebook-like!)."

PSYCHIATRIST: He mailed you this baseball card, friend.

DOCTOR EVIL: No one is a friend...but I appreciate this incarcerated therapy!

PSYCHIATRIST: Your social media cartoon-crayons challenge surfaced humility?

DOCTOR EVIL: That hero 'cartoonist' required me to find nihilism privacy.

PSYCHIATRY: Ha, he managed to make your visage more...anti-coloring, eh?

DOCTOR EVIL: I guess this glittery baseball card represents Earthling jellyfish.

PSYCHIATRY: Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)