Damn Comparative: Crime-and-Shire

Damn Comparative: Crime-and-Shire

A Story by Abishai100
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Portrait of crime-psyche (underworld) for inventive cat-mouse 'image' for the cartoon-consciousness of wrought distances to theft/terrorism jitters.

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Crime-world psyche portrait. Thanks for reading (Happy Father's Day and Summer, all) 
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INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Good insurance show for street-superstitions gossip (game).
INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: To challenge the corporate eco-wigs with underworld ties?
INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Neck-ties...and I'm the bow-tie man ('super' thief).
INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I feel consciousness distance with some underworld evil-elf.
INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: This (fanzine) interview is ID-vague, pal; keep my angel-eye!
INTERVIEW: You're the Shadow swapping gems with toys and lifting eco-bonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I fear closeness with an underworld evil elf for hero deed.
INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (Happy Halloween).



Amlan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic 'vigilante' thief in the American Homeland, didn't expose his Shadow ('alias') ID with an eco-fanzine to make things humorous for modern eco-capitalism woes (e.g., petrol politics company linked, blood diamonds underworld, etc.). He liked taking bearer-bonds from corrupt companies for street-gossip across the States (e.g., Massachusetts). He'd developed an uncanny sense of 'intelligence' for thinking like bad-guys, which is why a stalker began stalking him, but this was no ordinary-stalker. This bad-guy (male) was something like a fascist-in-training looking for a 'Robin Hood' stranger character to take-down for street(s)-morale destroyer axes (Facebook-like).



SHADOW: I just did a UK-thing worth its weight for IRA-retirements/relief, pal.
DESTROYER: I'm the evil Santa you inferenced, fool...I'm a foreigner, fool.
SHADOW: You just want to harm the world of MTV for eco-talk for kids, pal.
DESTROYER: You find the cartoon-talk to balance my wrath of God, fool.
SHADOW: I just might come with something for a level of 'jellyfish' line, pal.
DESTROYER: Facebook-like?



So, friends...what did the Shadow come with to resist/fence the bad-destroyer, a foreigner who wanted to make eco-terrorism 'jitters' in the American Homeland after reading about the exploits and deeds of the 'super' thief with vigilantism-expression? This bad-guy destroyer was something like a politics 'rogue' with stranger lines for making himself compared to some radical jailhouse-rock gargoyle for politics of the incendiary jewelry variety for Earthlings (Facebook-like!).



INTERVIEW: Nice crayon/pencil doodles to make light with destroyer worry!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, I might not be the Shadow himself, but I speak of IQ.
INTERVIEW: We loved that hat-man paired with the 'fake' fireman from hell!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, the destroyer simply sought social media 'gossip' game.
INTERVIEW: You responded with a bio-funny for things...'justified' (Selfie-like!).



WAITRESS: Are you the Shadow, friend?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Just seeking chicken-pie for Halloween, love.
WAITRESS: Hey, fan of The Towering Inferno (Steve McQueen)?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Who isn't...juries-duty shy...Facebook-like (for doubt)?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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