The Purge: Echelon-Jersey

Movie-series/media fanfiction story of a sports collections man seeking 'unofficial-pardon' from a night of ritualized/sanctioned underground/invisible crime hell for Earthling shape.

The Purge fanfiction. 

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"Friends, I moved into a nice suburbia area (Echelon) in a special Homeland-Jersey area where sports-collections writings would make for pedestrianism consciousness for things of Wester/American jars of superstition and investment. That's when I heard street-hyperbole about the annual 'Purge' event, an evening of ritualized socialized sanctioned mass national underground invisible criminality 'catharsis' for stats-controls of evil urges for the remainder of the social/cultural calendar (Facebook-like!)."

PURGE ADVOCATE: Nice home/town area, mister...I'm from the Purge.

ME: This is a great suburbia-area for sports-collections writing (in-peace!).

PURGE ADVOCATE: You know your story (online) about Thanksgiving-NFL?

ME: That's why you're here, Advocate...for my Lions-rookie football card tale?

PURGE ADVOCATE: Your TV-sportsmanship culture NFL-card tale is Purge-mark.

ME: Well, I know your (secret/invisible) 'Purge' concerns anti-capitalism angst!

PURGE ADVOCATE: Following us on social media, mister (Facebook-like)?

ME: It's all hearsay, but sure...I know some-things (clues/cues)...so, my NFL-IQ?

PURGE ADVOCATE: That's why the Purge (council) sent me to your Echelon.

ME: Wow (Selfie-like).

The Purge 'advocate' sent to my home that sunset-moment before the actual Purge would commence was sent by some 'council' to administer a message of what my Lions-football trading-card for Thanksgiving-football fanfare culture in the American Homeland represented for Western/Earthling storytelling. You see, the Advocate informed me that 1/2 of the Purge was anti-capitalism homegrown/domestic/'American' anti-capitalism angst and criminality instincts catharsis. The Purge involved gangs/individuals roaming with weapons, masked, and sanctioned by the government and even the police for a secret/underground 'psychiatric' experiment involving bloody-murder, terrorism, and home invasion of jitters (damn). The Advocate informed me my Detroit Lions Thanksgiving-NFL trading-card of social/culture 'value(s)' made me 'mark' of Purge-effigy for something like Halloween-oriented anarchism (for doubt).

PURGE ADVOCATE: That's your barter-offering, mister?
ME: Hey, Advocate-man, just look at this item...it's a neon invisible ink doodle!

PURGE ADVOCATE: Well, I admit it's some cute stick-figure card-doodle (cyber?).

ME: That's what it is, Advocate-man...a cyber-culture 'avatar' for the network.

PURGE ADVOCATE: Aha, the Human Network Avatar ('HNA') for Purge-pardon?

ME: Isn't it sociological-Velcro (Facebook-like)?

PURGE ADVOCATE: Maybe (American shires).

"Wow, friends...I managed to 'win' a Purge-pardon, and it was because of my 'cute' invisible-ink stick-figure 'Human Network' avatar-man doodle, which the Purge Advocate man accepted as a negotiable/acceptable/prestigious barter language for my reaction to my being made 'mark' as a Thanksgiving-football TV fanfare/commentary culture superstitions bard for Earthling journals. I gifted the Advocate-man my invisible-ink neon cyber-culture avatar-doodle and kept my Detroit-city trading-card for future-time writing of (patriotic!) competition/football shining. The Purge had passed me by, miraculously (Facebook-like)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)