Chicago's Burglary: IRA

Antihero prince set in a dark-pendulum of black market 'troubles' dreams of retirement-fund schematics for waffles post-presentation of a 'shadowed' Windy-City deed.

A heist vignette, set in the American Homeland. Happy Summer, all (thanks so much for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction/drama offers no ties to the US-city of Chicago (USA) and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translation/comment).

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Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian, found himself mired in blood-diamond heist streets-superstitions in the Windy-City after discovery of a heist-bag tie to a corrupt investor-company made serious North American insurance concerns linked to the United Kingdom for black market wars between IRA-UVF 'rogues' for mod-Earth underworld finances for bad prestige (wow). All he thought was he'd honed his skills brain for simple gem-lift and now had to choreography a special eco-capitalism vigilante-like veil for anonymous Chicago cyber-blogs (Facebook-like).

BANK MANAGER: He had a Halloween Scarecrow mask and toy water-guns.

INTERPOL: Filled the water-gun with restroom-made acid for box-burn/swap?

MANAGER: Had the guardsman dance in front of the camera for an eco-ad.

INTERPOL: He was either sent by Ion-co. or had insider-game work for UK.

MANAGER: Made streets-gossip about Ion's internal eco-theater claims.

INTERPOL: Well, Baron Ion now goes hunting for Martians or rivals for gems.

MANAGER: They were insured gems...so maybe this is eco-insurance funnies?

INTERPOL: Maybe (Chicago's burglary).

BARON ION: Chicago's mine...sure.

ASSOCIATE: This guy was a Scarecrow, baron (damn).

BARON ION: Maybe Interpol wants Windy-City gossip with insiders for theater!

ASSOCIATE: The gems were insured...and there's been eco-capitalism blogs.

BARON ION: Blood-diamonds are being exploited by rogue Palestinians now, ok.

ASSOCIATE: I heard this one eco-writer, Slovak-Algerian, hypes a Brussels thing.

BARON ION: Belgian waffles?
ASSOCIATE: Blogs he was wowed by the Scarecrow and wants eco-eatery dive.

BARON ION: Is he a Wall-St. investor?

ASSOCIATE: Yeah...says he likes eco-hybrid cars for modern transit-wire.

BARON ION: Cool (Facebook-like).

Of course, blood diamonds and black market finance for rogue-IQ was the thing of modern woe; and it spoke to underworld capitalism and poverty woes in places where commerce-insurance integrity could otherwise be remedied by overground securities sanity. That's why Amlan Satan ('Scarecrow') had to think of himself as a vigilante-like highwayman post-discovery of conflict-zone gem ties to the Ion-co. and UK 'troubles' of commerce motions in black market time (Facebook-like).

CHICAGO DETECTIVE: Maybe these Windy-City gems from UK had African smell.

JOURNALIST: Maybe the Scarecrow was sent for an eco-streets hype for Ion!

DETECTIVE: There was $15M gems lifted, swapped with glass-animal toys.

JOURNALIST: Hey, we love movies (Blood Diamond, The Untouchables).

DETECTIVE: Chicago's burglary (heroics 'deeds' for fantasy claim).

JOURNALIST: Facebook-like (for waffles!).

Detective Esteves thought the Scarecrow worked alone and was then thought of as a cool Robin Hood type by Interpol-arms seeking good-IQ for African warlord-gems being black market 'trophies' in Europe and North America, even outside terrorist-zones like Palestine (wow). She thought to stalk Amlan Satan ('Scarecrow') but then wondered if Ion's internal street-war made its own eco-theater (for insurance!) that ironically magnetized to Interpol examination. Amlan flew-away to Brussels to open that eco-dive and specialized in praised waffles (ha). This had become a Chicago-streets superstitions tale of aliens and trophies for that Earth-insurance media talkie for things...onside.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)