Carnage and a Jeweled-Train

Cletus Kasady hops on another train for American Homeland bad-news as journalism-mindful folks contemplate dimensions of darkness-escapism.

Carnage (Marvel Comics) Summer season fanfiction. 

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Mr. Cletus Kasady had found 'fare-rich' media exposure for bad-news as the alien-symbiote 'being' infused super mutant of darkness named Carnage and had set-eyes on the American Homeland railways for erections of train-machinery Hell and now wondered if there was another train he'd zoom to find a new area of Hell; and as the flesh-morphing creature of leviathan/uncertainty, the Carnage, Cletus knew he'd draw-in various Earth realm faces of citizenry-jitters (for the Ego!).

CONDUCTOR: The Carnage was now on our train in the East Coast, friend!
JOURNALIST: He tried disconnecting the multiple passenger-cars of your train.

CONDUCTOR: He skillfully managed to disconnect about 4 cars before fleeing!

JOURNALIST: You noticed how he'd morph his fleshy-hands and arms into tools.

CONDUCTOR: He changed his slimy hands with fingers into claws for Hell, pal!

JOURNALIST: Your train's the new bad-news image of American jars, huh?

CONDUCTOR: Selfie-like (for the gods).

Folks, Carnage was no new-news for American Homeland journalists, and it began to dawn on various people in the West, including Bugle-man Peter Parker, that something had to be achieved for cessation(s) of incomplete-arts of Hell (damn). Peter was informed of a new super-soldier serum being investigated at the new experimental firm called Oscorp and wondered if the Bugle would send him to inquire of this new 'spider-miracle' drug affording a human soldier a wall-crawling super agility, arguably required to deal with a venomous beast of weirdness and unpredictability...i.e., Carnage (Facebook-like).

MR. PARKER: Gee, I wonder if Carnage has his mind set on the complete Earth!

EDITOR (Mr. Jameson): Don't be distraction-prone, Parker...Carnage is Rapture.

MR. PARKER: So, I guess I'm thinking an Oscorp-expose is the thing to offer?

EDITOR: Well, if the Bugle cares-enough to expand a Carnage-horizon, it's news!

MR. PARKER: Wow, I wonder if a super-soldier is something that makes Carnage.

EDITOR: Yes, Parker...we don't want weird human-bias celebrity crafting, ha.

MR. PARKER: Carnage is the new extra-terrestrial...and Earth needs a man-hero.

EDITOR: For now, you're that hero; for news is Earth's jar for sovereignty, ok.

MR. PARKER: Cool (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)