Purge: Kings Things Shorthand

Purge-films adaptation/story finds an (American) energized sports-writer (Mr. Amlan Satan) requiring home-fencing for mod-Western culture rationale of things killing.

The Purge adaptation. Happy Summer, all 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation/criticisms).

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PURGE ADVOCATE: You hear of underground social media Purge IQ talk, Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know it's nationally sanctioned annual night of catharsis!

PURGE ADVOCATE: Then you understand why I'm sent as your Purge-Advocate.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, you knock on my Echelon-Jersey house on Oct.30, but?

PURGE ADVOCATE: The Purge is annual murder-spree meant to liberate the soul.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I read the reports, a sort of ritualized Orwellian psychiatry.

PURGE ADVOCATE: As your Purge-Advocate here past-12, I urge you to listen.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, masked 'Scarecrow' man, I'm a simple sports-writer!

PURGE ADVOCATE: Your Echelon-home's been marked for bloody-murder, Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Scarecrow, I'm a Slovak-Algerian, fan of Miroslav Satan, ok?

PURGE ADVOCATE: The Purge-Council sent me to your home for one blog, Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know which one is marked, Scarecrow...Fran Tarkenton, no?

PURGE ADVOCATE: You guessed rightly, Mr. Amlan Satan (ha)...Facebook-like!

Amlan Satan moved into his Homeland-Jersey suburbia prototype-town (Echelon) in the Summer-'25 season on Earth and began writing/blogging about sports-culture superstitions and premonition trading-cards and cast a special Vikings-QB card for local fanfare 'cleats' and adjective, since a local Philly-city QB star retired as a Minnesota-QB (hmmm). Well, this Fran Tarkenton 'magic-card' was why the Purge Council sent the masked 'Scarecrow' (Amlan Satan's special/personalized 'Purge-Advocate') on Oct.-30 to test his measure of sportsmanship-culture patriotism, to see if he'd be marked as a Purge-night bloody-murder effigy for social media culture and creative writing and football teams/towns bias for residential life (Facebook-like).

SCARECROW: I saw/read your blog about a Selfie and text-view (cheerleaders).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Aha, you saw my dressy-shirt and slacks and NFL-romance?

SCARECROW: You made mark of your Vikings-QB football trading-card as magic!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: It's magic...and I'd been emailing a mail-order-bride (Euro).

SCARECROW: Yes, I read your blog; she intends to come to America for NFL-art.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: She's thinking Vikings/Eagles for cheerleader-romance work!

SCARECROW: And the Purge-Council deemed she'd like your Tarkenton-magic.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So (Selfie-like)?

SCARECROW: Now, you must pass this 'examination' or become murder's effigy.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Because of my Vikings-QB card for mail-order-bride talk?

SCARECROW: You must prove to me, your Purge Advocate, your words clear!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, Tarkenton was competitive but never won Super Bowl.

SCARECROW: So?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: An Eagles-QB celeb retired with Vikings; never won either.

SCARECROW: So?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well...such competition string makes the American Dream.

SCARECROW: What?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Getting to the Super Bowl one half-jewelry, Scarecrow.

SCARECROW: Tarkenton lost in 3 Super Bowls, idiot.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's the point of my words, Scarecrow...competition's art.

SCARECROW: Art.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Rationalism here is my Vikings-card is 1/2 jewelry.

SCARECROW: Superstition (for the Lombardi-trophy).

Mr. Amlan Satan was spared of bloody-murder on Purge-night in the United States (Oct.-30); and it was thanx to his nature-IQ of what made his Vikings-QB trading-card of football superstition an (American) energizer-IQ for things of jars and Ego (wow). The Purge-Council marked his Homeland-Jersey Echelon suburbia haven-home as simple 'studio-hype' for sports-culture writing and communications for NFL-romance; and two years later, he married his mail-order-bride (Euro-traveler) who'd became an NFL-cheerleader in his hometown (wow). Amlan Satan, sports-writer and American patriot, decided the Purge, the annual night of ritualized violence for catharsis and psychiatry 'claim' for the Ego, was something of a Kingfisher-helmet (for leviathan/uncertainty).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)