Martian/Earthling: Football-Card {Jigsaws}A Story by Abishai100A sports cards (NFL) collector casting 'lines' of magic's adjective is measured by a Martian who wishes to 'examine' his competition-word of things of Earthling (American) shell.
A sports trading-card vignette/fiction.
---- ==== Mr. Amlan Satan, a Slovak-Algerian football card collector, thought his very-special Fran Tarkenton NFL-QB trading-card was something of storyboard-value because of the natural fact that the aspiring Minnesota Vikings superstar had reached 3 Super Bowls despite losing each game (damn). Satan thought his 'cool' card warranted special Earthling-eye for his Selfie age of sports-windows commentary culture, and he was right (Facebook-like!). ![]() MARTIAN: I have interest in your football trading-card, fool. MR. SATAN: Because the Vikings reached 3 Super Bowls under Tarkenton's magic? MARTIAN: They lost each one, fool. MR. SATAN: Seems the card catches that competition 'line' for aspirations (NFC). MARTIAN: He lost every Super Bowl he reached, fool. MR. SATAN: You're quite the nihilist, Martian communicator. MARTIAN: I emailed you from Mars with this Earth sports-culture test, fool. MR. SATAN: I know Tarkenton lost 3 Bowls, but his NFC-stat was jewelry, surely. MARTIAN: Prove it, fool (Facebook-like!). ![]() MARTIAN: You'd compare your Tarkenton 'trophy' with some Earth diamond, man? MR. SATAN: I guess I would; and that's why cyber-storyboard concerns (magic). MARTIAN: You wrote, "The lucky-boy found his life-charms changed with cards!" MR. SATAN: It was a combination of the Tarkenton-card and 2 others for luck. MARTIAN: Something about competition relentlessness reminds you of jewelry? MR. SATAN: There's a shade adjective for some 'thing' of shine, no, Martian? MARTIAN: Maybe (Selfie-like). ![]() Friends, Mr. Satan had found a cool culture-reaction for his very-special Vikings-trophy, his Tarkenton Super Bowl 'superstitions-hyperbole' NFL-QB card for things of Ego-jars (ok!). The Martian for some reason marked his 'fantastic' fascination with sports trading-cards as an Earthling 'consciousness' for ghost-magic intelligence and clearly wished to measure the prince's words of acumen for competition rationalism. It was a big deal to reach the Super Bowl, and Tarkenton reached 3 after 3 seasons of great-shining in his conference (NFC), sure. The Martian had to conclude Mr. Satan's pronounced IQ for things of football that made trading-cards a collectors-magic for a 'line' of superstitious vines storytelling (Facebook-like). What do you think about his NFL-shelf (for leviathan/uncertainty)? ![]() "Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2025 Abishai100 |
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Added on June 30, 2025 Last Updated on June 30, 2025 AuthorAbishai100NJAboutStudent/Minister; Hobbies: Comic Books, Culinary Arts, Music; Religion: Catholic; Education: Dartmouth College more.. |





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