Martian/Earthling: Football-Card {Jigsaws}

Martian/Earthling: Football-Card {Jigsaws}

A Story by Abishai100
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A sports cards (NFL) collector casting 'lines' of magic's adjective is measured by a Martian who wishes to 'examine' his competition-word of things of Earthling (American) shell.

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A sports trading-card vignette/fiction. 
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Mr. Amlan Satan, a Slovak-Algerian football card collector, thought his very-special Fran Tarkenton NFL-QB trading-card was something of storyboard-value because of the natural fact that the aspiring Minnesota Vikings superstar had reached 3 Super Bowls despite losing each game (damn). Satan thought his 'cool' card warranted special Earthling-eye for his Selfie age of sports-windows commentary culture, and he was right (Facebook-like!).



MARTIAN: I have interest in your football trading-card, fool.
MR. SATAN: Because the Vikings reached 3 Super Bowls under Tarkenton's magic?
MARTIAN: They lost each one, fool.
MR. SATAN: Seems the card catches that competition 'line' for aspirations (NFC).
MARTIAN: He lost every Super Bowl he reached, fool.
MR. SATAN: You're quite the nihilist, Martian communicator.
MARTIAN: I emailed you from Mars with this Earth sports-culture test, fool.
MR. SATAN: I know Tarkenton lost 3 Bowls, but his NFC-stat was jewelry, surely.
MARTIAN: Prove it, fool (Facebook-like!).



MARTIAN: You'd compare your Tarkenton 'trophy' with some Earth diamond, man?
MR. SATAN: I guess I would; and that's why cyber-storyboard concerns (magic).
MARTIAN: You wrote, "The lucky-boy found his life-charms changed with cards!"
MR. SATAN: It was a combination of the Tarkenton-card and 2 others for luck.
MARTIAN: Something about competition relentlessness reminds you of jewelry?
MR. SATAN: There's a shade adjective for some 'thing' of shine, no, Martian?
MARTIAN: Maybe (Selfie-like).



Friends, Mr. Satan had found a cool culture-reaction for his very-special Vikings-trophy, his Tarkenton Super Bowl 'superstitions-hyperbole' NFL-QB card for things of Ego-jars (ok!). The Martian for some reason marked his 'fantastic' fascination with sports trading-cards as an Earthling 'consciousness' for ghost-magic intelligence and clearly wished to measure the prince's words of acumen for competition rationalism. It was a big deal to reach the Super Bowl, and Tarkenton reached 3 after 3 seasons of great-shining in his conference (NFC), sure. The Martian had to conclude Mr. Satan's pronounced IQ for things of football that made trading-cards a collectors-magic for a 'line' of superstitious vines storytelling (Facebook-like). What do you think about his NFL-shelf (for leviathan/uncertainty)?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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Added on June 30, 2025
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