Ra's: Football Hell.2

Ra's: Football Hell.2

A Story by Abishai100
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Terrorism-minded invader-trekker (Ra's al Ghul) makes bad-wave in Gotham for Summer during Xmas-in-July and football preseason 'things' of (American) weakness.

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Ra's (DC Comics) story. Happy Summer, 4th, and Xmas-in-July (thanks for reading), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of DC fanfiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Ra's al Ghul had wandered into the American Homeland city of Gotham, where there'd been recent marketing hype for football ads parallel to the structured nation-wide popularity of Super Bowl TV-ad culture 'things' of capitalism's arms-of-variation as Christmas in July (a developed American social ritual reflection 'observance-hype' concerning Winter/December calendar mark festival 'translation' for a Summer rendition of marketing, ornament, playfulness, philosophy) fast approached! After all, Winter's December-Xmas was football-TV rich in America and Gotham City too for Super Bowl premonition; and Summer's football preseason 'things' of training, interviews, camp-photo marketing for sports/marketing culture was something the villainous Hungarian wanderer, Ra's al Ghul, considered a high art 'chance' to destroy (basic) Earthling/American jars (for leviathan/uncertainty).



Meanwhile, a wily and dastardly diamond-thief, Mr. Amlan Satan, was busy scurrying around Gotham City making 'splash-hype' about motions in rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' at a major Western bank reflecting a thief's agenda to seize control of the black market for this Christmas-in-July spectacular 'sensation' for things of capitalism adventurism (for the Ego). However, Mr. Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic immigrant/citizen, moved to Gotham for a stereo-mercantilism 'art' of life, worried that Ra's talk about terrorism work for football field exhibition for anti-capitalism nihilism was simply more...anti-talkie (Selfie-like!).



BARBARA GORDON: I'm the Commissioner's daughter...you shouldn't flirt, devil.
SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian merchant of audio-market stuff, babe (no harm!).
BARBARA GORDON: I hear of this diamond-thief prowling in Summer-'25 (media).
SATAN: Well, I doubt the wily-musketeer for black market control is like Ra's!
BARBARA GORDON: Xmas-in-July and preseason football Summer-camp IQ is art.
SATAN: Your mystery-thief for black market gossip is not as evil as Ra's, babe!
BARBARA GORDON: Why're you defending some thief while flirting with me, hon?
SATAN: Hey, I'm a stereo-man, capitalist, with eye for Facebook-like jewelry!
BARBARA GORDON: Hmmm....maybe Ra's is like the Unabomber, fool.
SATAN: Selfie-like (for 'American' photo-edging!).



Mr. Satan, idealistic Slovak-Algerian thief of black market seizure languages for hype in 'troubles'-rich Gotham City now, decided to take Barbara Gordon, daughter of the city police chief commissioner (Jim Gordon) to a very-special shopping complex mall opening/presentation of a Christmas-in-July green tree 'thing' for an eco-capitalism fuel for city-photos and hoped she'd not surmise he was the diamond-thief working with an underside of the American Homeland city adding to the fiery-hell of capitalism's arms during all this Summer-'25 capitalism reflection for lifestyle/jewelry (hmmm). Meanwhile, the villain Ra's (wanderer from Hungary), thought to destroy some American football branches for Earth realm Satanic shining (Selfie-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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