Carnage and a (Chandeliers) Train

Cletus Kasady makes new train stamp for hellish bad-news (yet-again) for an American Homeland rails 'jitters' of things of bloody-mark work.

Carnage (Marvel Comics) Summer season fanfiction. 

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Cletus Kasady had already developed his criminal/psychotic senses of American Homeland badness after immigrating and before becoming the alien-symbiote 'being' energy infused super-abomination humanoid called Carnage. Carnage ('Mr. Cletus Kasady') had made hellmouths in multiple American Homeland cities before deciding train-threats for vertigo and rails-machinery disorientation was the thing to do to make for bad-news arts for real jitters (Facebook-like!).

Carnage decided a very-special passenger-train he marked, his newest-one, darting from the Orange-State to New England top-points like Bangor (Maine), was the right-machine for things of bad-news crafting and flesh-morphed his claws to make shifting hammers and made the riders of rails feel like a bad-crash was the fated event for their journey in the East Coast. However, Carnage ('Mr. Cletus Kasady') merely wanted the conductor (and passengers too!) feel/think like this was simply an incurable Earth dominion invasion of ghostly goosebumps. However, one passenger tragically had a heart-attack (Selfie-like).

DETECTIVE: Carnage hates New England and New Kids on the Block.

JOURNALIST: He hates anything America, detective (ha).

DETECTIVE: Maybe this abomination is a human with alien masquerade for all!

JOURNALIST: Maybe he's a human who fused with an alien-being for mischief?

DETECTIVE: Malicious mischief is the message of revelation or rapture here, ok.

JOURNALIST: We need a web-defending 'super' hero to deal with this Martian.

DETECTIVE: Facebook-like (for the gods).

CLETUS: Thanx for the chicken-pie...will text my friends in Maine, darling love.

WAITRESS: You're quite the eccentric...maybe you hear of that train (Carnage)?

CLETUS: Carnage's celebrity, darling love...the rest of us patients/witnesses!

WAITRESS: I get off-work in 2 hours if you want to come back/by for a date.

CLETUS: Wow...surely, my human 'status' affords me romance, unlike Carnage.

WAITRESS: I could use some post-work hours romance for (American) courage.

CLETUS: Hey, Carnage wouldn't like it if I outmatched him as Cletus Kasady.

WAITRESS: Right-o...I can trust you not to be as hideous as the Carnage (ha).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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