Babel: Invasion Thousand

Hero retiring (American) officer has one final-case pre-waffles comforts for a capitalist 'expression' of Earthling red heat.

A world adventure yarn for your Summer day (thanks for reading!), 

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OFFICER SATAN: I'm decorated officer of New England, Slovak-Algerian (retiring)!
CHIEF: You're one of the best, Amlan...and we're thrilled of your lottery-prize, ok.

OFFICER SATAN: What's this new/random case about a Tower of Babel message?

CHIEF: A disgruntled American Homeland secretary and her coworker's war on art.

OFFICER SATAN: Great, some dystopian fever for 9/11 paranoia exploitation, USA!

CHIEF: We need your blade, for this one (Facebook-like).

SATAN: Right, right; I read the profile (cyber-hackers, Nasdaq-hate, no tennis).

CHIEF: Can you do this (for all)?
SATAN: Hey...I like bloody rivers (Fountain of Youth), chief (ok)...thanx (I think!).

Officer Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic immigrant/citizen, had become a great American Homeland face of law for heroics and 'deeds' of hyperbole on Earth before winning a great Boston-town lottery-prize which moved him to seek a Brussels waffle-dive retirement 'expression' with his Cambridge waitress-friend for Western banks of Selfie-jewelry.

HARLEQUIN: Welcome to the game, Satan you devil.

AMLAN: Hey, Miroslav Satan is also devil-surname...just Slovak, bad girl (ha).

HARLEQUIN: So I've arranged cyber-explosion linking Boston to Seattle's tower.

AMLAN: Babel's jar, eh?

HARLEQUIN: You're Catholic, Satan...and this is a cyber-capitalism purge for Hell.

AMLAN: I'll humiliate you on social media, harlequin...you and your office-ally.

HARLEQUIN: You want to save America and Babel with social media gossip wire?

AMLAN: This is just a war for protection of art; and I know your graffiti-slander.

HARLEQUIN: Inject optimism with crayons-waiters after winning the lottery?

AMLAN: Life's jars, harlequin...America always wins (Facebook-like).

Friends, Officer Satan, seeking retirement and assigned a final-case for Babel-proportion 'hyperbole-language' for things of Earthling (American) jars, found right-deeds reaction to the direction-threat of invasion in New England cast by the devious 'Harlequin' (real-name: unknown) and her office 'associate' sidekick (Lazarus) and thwarted a social media gossip attack on Nasdaq and Boston cyber-commercial links between New England and Seattle's Space-Needle and downed the street-aura of the villainous femme from the dark-side with a post-deed crayons-muscular optimism robotic avatar in the Summer-'25 season of sporting pro-capitalism windows. He earned his lottery-pockets now (Facebook-like!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)