Graph: Cowgirls 'n Jumbo-Phobia

An American 'prince' of sorts with cowgirl-pluralism sketch chat draws 'IQ' for anti-American worry and may liken social media to (Earth realm) onside kick.

A cowboy 'culture' reflections fiction. Happy Summer (thanks for reading), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan made a very crude but self-pleasing pencil-crayons sketch (roughly) of a cowgirl sharp human liking studies at a very-special American Homeland ranching/democracy school environment and then found interest from a group of liberals experimenting with sketch works making male-female democratic negotiations for capitalist training a 'sharp' chat(s) for Selfie-jewelry (hmmm).

A Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic immigrant/citizen of the States, Mr. Satan (Amlan) had moved to the referenced ranch/democracy educational environment to become an associate and cyber-homeschooling liaison/consultant for incomplete-distances readings to the leviathan/uncertainty of modern Western (American) Selfie-capitalism 'IQ' for things of socialized superstition (e.g., Mad Money, Richie Rich, etc.).

PSYCHO: Greetings to ya, Amlan Satan, you devil!

AMLAN: Look, I need not slang for my (part-Slovak) surname, mystery-emailer.

PSYCHO: Hey, hey, hey...I'm no ignorance-man for surnames (e.g., Miroslav Satan).

AMLAN: Ice-hockey fan, eh, emailer?

PSYCHO: Are you a Cowboys fan (e.g., Drew Bledsoe), prince-man?

AMLAN: You read/liked my cowgirl-pluralism sketch thing/art-language, emailer.

PSYCHO: You speak half-truth, prince-man (ha).

AMLAN: What do you want (Facebook-like)?

PSYCHO: I'm lacing your ranch-universe with drinking-poison(s), man!

AMLAN: What (Selfie-like)?

PSYCHO: Cowboy-culture shall be replaced by anarchists, prince-man (ha).

AMLAN: This is un-American...against the school-matrix of Western banks, psycho.

PSYCHO: We'll see, fool (farewell...Facebook-like).

The bright Amlan Satan, prince of this dark faerie-tale, quickly and sharply deduced the psycho-emailer (ID-unknown) was to make special American Homeland homegrown terrorist-strike 'language' for special fast-food joints in that very-same US-state where Mr. Satan made cowgirl-pluralism 'theoreticals' gossip for social media 'culture' (Selfie-like!) and enlisted the smoky-aid of real/pro detectives who then nabbed the criminally-insane 'anti-American' who turned out to be simply a disgruntled/fired KFC employee from Texas (wow). Amlan Satan's simple-crude cowgirl pencil-crayon gossip-generation 'lifestyle-hyperbole' sketch had proved to make a 'detectives-magic' for things capitalism blush (cinema-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)