Old Earth: Onside

Fantastic old-Earth adventure 'claim' about early humanoid galaxy-travelers become-ancestors of our race in a Jurassic (dinosaurs) period of powers negotiations for doubt.

Fantasy-adventure. Happy Summer, 

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"Friends, let me tell you the fantastic adventure of my great ancestor who traveled with his colony from a faraway galaxy and landed on our Blue Planet of incomplete-arts of evolution knowledge/sharpness, in the Jurassic Time of dinosaurs and flying creatures of immense size. My ancestor, a humanoid from another planet, was one line of ancestry for our human race, though this is not categorized/known by our evolutionary anthropologists making 21st-Century social media commentary about the value of progression of our capitalism/profiteers languages of the Ego (Facebook-like!)."

"My ancestor turned out to be a great ice-gun target-shooter from another planet, of humanoid shape/appearance; and he became the grand-marshal captain of his landed colony of settlers who sought to make special sovereign pockets of safe life-endurance on our Blue Planet but felt immediately threatened by the 'dark hyperbole' presence of those giant dinosaurs crawling, wandering, and flying-around to make Earth their own of course (wow). The colony planned for the best and hoped to evade the worst for their first 2-years and began plans of great haven-construction for leviathan/uncertainty! Meanwhile, my ancestor (himself) negotiated a (dangerous) burgeoning leadership-rivalry 'IQ' with another member of the colony from that faraway galaxy. This was Selfie-like (for the gods!)."

"Of course, I relay this tale in a time-capsule I'm burying/hiding in my Homeland-Jersey backyard for future-world archaeologists to make-sense of this secret-revelation; and I know of my ancestor's bizarre colony-story because of the time-capsule that he (himself!) buried in that Jurassic Time for me to find (somehow). I did find it. I read of my ancestor's colony clan leadership/rivalry challenge 'hyperbole' involving a great ice-gun shootout to determine mark/aim value for leadership potential energy measurement, which my ancestor won (ok). My ancestor married the 'princess' of that Jurassic humanoid settlers-colony and settled into a place which I believe is modern Finland (wow)...Facebook-like (ha)."

ANTHROPOLOGIST: Ice-gun, pal?
ME: Well, there's no documentation of its origin(s), but liquid-nitrogen (maybe!).

ANTHROPOLOGIST: A clan from another planet making one ancestry-line, pal?

ME: Well, there's no proof our human race is 'simile' like for hyperbole/contour.

ANTHROPOLOGIST: Well, it's certainly a fantasy adventure for records and lyrics.

ME: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell?).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)