Bloody Ninja Phoenix {Part 2}

In part-2 of my vampire-ninja crossover trilogy, antihero American immigrant/clocker finds Grand Canyon area 'trick' (for some immortals-map).

My Summer-'25 trilogy about vampires of a ninja-thorax. Thanks for reading, all 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, half-ninja, half-vampire (or perhaps fully-both!), was still in the Southwest (American Homeland), continuity-speaking for this (ongoing?) singular-war 'micro-crusade' against the horrid/hideous group (or club) known simply as The Phoenix, a group of vampires (blood-immortals) boasting drone-assassins of great ninja-skills, comparable to the learned (perhaps half-acquired) skill of Satan (Amlan!) himself. Well, he was in the Grand Canyon now, thinking-back to his great 'deed' in Phoenix (Arizona), wow. He was reading his handy-dandy copy of a Robin Hood book (fiction)...Facebook-like.

"Personal thoughts or musings...I'm guessing that great half-mythical creature of highwaymen-captaincy for heroics side(s) of theft and bandit-hyperbole making of creative languages for Earth's realm of capitalist-premonition (arguably), Robin Hood, was a man of ninja-like bloody illusions thinking for the Ego...but I wonder if he ever contemplated how/if the ingestion of human-blood (for vitality...or immortality) afforded (any) human thinkers special nutrition 'linked' super acrobatics-jaws for leviathan/uncertainty (Facebook-like)" (Amlan Satan).

AKASHI: Welcome to my Grand Canyon grand canyon cave, idiot Satan.

SATAN (Amlan): Not a fan of Miroslav Satan (ice-story), vampire girl?

AKASHI: I hate ice (or diamonds)...and I've heard of you (The Phoenix).

SATAN (Amlan): Don't make a fool out of me...I'm no illiterate...you're of the club!

AKASHI: You can't guess if I've any ties of 'toast-hyperbole' with that Pheonix, man.

SATAN (Amlan): You've a hot-plate in your cave for grilled-cheese...it's Phoenix!

AKASHI: Try one of my sandwiches (2), idiot Satan...one is poisoned.

SATAN (Amlan): I'm to guess which sandwich a vampire girl would poison, no, girl?

AKASHI: Can you do it...for continuity in war-lore with The Phoenix, idiot Satan?

SATAN (Amlan): A ninja senses things blindly, Akashi-girl...it's the colder one, ha.

AKASHI: Don't tell a soul I'm of The Phoenix...lest I brag of a sandwich-jest.

SATAN (Amlan): Facebook-like (for the gods).

Mr. Amlan Satan, ninja/vampire, felt truly-blessed (now!) to escape from the Grand Canyon 'haven' of Akashi, vampire-siren who didn't reveal any verifiable 'stalemate-tie' with The Phoenix (Facebook-like). He felt relieved and (temporarily) removed his mask and ninja-gear and thought about how he (once!) drank the blood of one of his Southwestern enemies (from Hell) and maybe (arguably) felt more human than ever...for a ninja-vampire may have 'toast-hyperbole' of great acrobat-listening if s/he is not somehow vain-glorious (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)