Bloody Ninja Phoenix {Part 3}

In the final/3rd part of my vampire-ninja crossover trilogy, antihero American immigrant/clocker finds Southwest dark-club deacon challenge (for a humility).

My Summer-'25 trilogy about vampires of a ninja-thorax. Thanks for reading, all 

----

====

Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian immigrant/citizen/wanderer, fan of Miroslav Satan (NHL) and Tom Brady (NFL), found himself in some final dark 'faerie-tale' phase of this singular-war in the American Southwest (Phoenix, Arizona area) for incomplete-arts of blood-immortals (vampire) contention and ninja-combat trained skills 'consciousness' for the Ego when he was shockingly invited by one of the deacon-figures of The Phoenix, the American Homeland vampire club of great crimes and invisible Hell, contrasting the Southwestern view of things of great 'hyperbole' for scenic beauty/jewelry. What would be the outcome(s)?

Satan was to meet or greet this Phoenix demon-deacon of vampires who professed to have become a sort of sage of ninja-combat, boasting he'd fend-off thrown ninja-daggers with simple hand-claw motions of martial-arts premonition for any daring daredevil, like Satan himself (damn). This 'sage' of The Phoenix, the Old-Man (as he called himself), learned of the special Earth's realm of lore/maps of Amlan's ninja-vampire blend of ingenuity and bloody-masquerade. Amlan had become a successful thief, ninja-combatant, and wandering Selfie-philosopher in this micro-crusade War (Facebook-like for some Heaven through Hell).

THE OLD-MAN: Catholic?

SATAN (Amlan): Vampire, me.

THE OLD-MAN: I've averted throwing knives, thrown by you, ninja vampire friend.

SATAN (Amlan): The Phoenix clan boasts having 'friends' as members, for ya, devil.

THE OLD-MAN: So...you're an angel, a hero with ninja-mask, eh (hmmm)?

SATAN (Amlan): You averted my throwing knives, but I've one item left to splash.

THE OLD-MAN: What's it, ninja vampire friend?

SATAN (Amlan): I've a water-balloon (filled with Holy Water), devil.

THE OLD-MAN: So, you a circus-angel, of that 'old' funny variety (Facebook-like!).

Post-humiliation of the Old-Man of the Phoenix dark-magic, Mr. Amlan Satan took-retirement (maybe early!) from the American Southwest, content that downing the pride-toast of one of the lauded deacons of the deadly/dark/dangerous vampire club of Earth's realm of storytellers would afford him a lifelong (Catholic?) prayer-jewelry...perhaps in Brussels (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

====

"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)