Purge: Error(s)-Moondark

Man evades Purge-mark for shades with football card shielding, in this movie/franchise adaptation (fanfiction) for (American) shire-thesis.

Purge fanfiction. Thanks so much for reading (Happy Summer), 

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"Friends, I'd been living in a wonderful Homeland-Jersey area of Earth, suburbia-prototype haven (Echelon) where I thought to make superstitions-rich languages for cleats about my two very-special American football trading-cards, one of a Cowboy (QB) and one of a Lion (RB) for things of Thanksgiving, January season cheers, Selfie age surfaced life-fanfare 'linked' commentary for biases and argument, and even Western world vanities of the heart (Facebook-like)." I had no idea the Purge was nearing to me for mark of Heaven/Hell."

PURGE-ADVOCATE: You must sway me, mister-man of cards-writing (now!).

ME: The Purge Council sent you to make 'mark' of me for my sports-writing cards?

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Yea, and as you (maybe) know, Purge offers annual Hell/purge.

ME: Yes, yes, yes...a night of invisible/underground sanctioned federalized crime.

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Theft, arson, bloody-murder, vandalism, etc...and you're God.

ME: Me, God, sir?

PURGE-ADVOCATE: You must choose between one of your two cards (NFL).

ME: Dallas (Super Bowl stuff)...or Detroit (Thanksgiving-football stuff)?

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Yea, and you must convince me your offering is pardon-value.

ME: Then your 'Purge-Council' shall mark me as patriotism-sufficient for Heaven.

PURGE-ADVOCATE: I return this Halloween-season (Oct.-30) at midnight for IQ.

ME: Great...I've 10-hrs now to find 'magic'...or 'work' (Facebook-like)...thanx.

"Friends, I had to find the right-tone(s) answer and 'chemistry-hyperbole' reaction for this masked Purge-Advocate hellraiser-man who knocked on my door in the Halloween/October season as I'd settled into my Homeland-Jersey nook of great sports-cards writing for words of Earthling cheer(s) and patriotism-line (hmmm). What would I do? I relay this 'dark' faerie-tale to you (now!) for a buried time-capsule (rich with imagery) in my suburbia-backyard for future-world archaeologists to make-sense of things...jellyfish (Selfie-like)."

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Knock, knock, Mister-Echelon (ha).

ME: I've been waiting, Advocate...ok!

PURGE-ADVOCATE: First question, fool..."Which card are you gifting for us/me?"

ME: First answer, Advocate..."I gift you the Cowboy-QB (for TV-jellyfish shade!)."

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Second question, fool..."Why not the Detroit-RB for us/me?"

ME: Second answer, Advocate..."Thanksgiving-card reserved, for pardon's English."

PURGE-ADVOCATE: Interesting, Mister-Echelon (billiards-like)...thanx/farewell.

ME: Facebook-like (for 'American' shorthand).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)